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ucme's avatar

If the answer is "very difficult", then what could be the question?

Asked by ucme (50031points) May 13th, 2013

Mock the Week style fluffy game type question thingy.
Answer any way you see fit, so long as it makes some kind of sense-ish, but only if you really, really want to though…mmkay.

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marinelife's avatar

How hard is it to lick your own balls?

gailcalled's avatar

Can I have a conversation without mentioning pussy, ass-crack, titties or sheep-sucking?

ucme's avatar

^^My word, so you delude yourself into believing hyped up bullshit, designed to pigeon-hole certain individuals because it suits you to do so…tsk, tsk!
Oh & the play on the word sheepish in that instance was surely perfectly clear to even those of limited intellect.

ETpro's avatar

^^ How hard is it to maintain a pleasant conversation on Fluther for more than 3 posts? :-)

ucme's avatar

@ETpro Almost impossible with some whose agenda seems bent on gross exaggeration & petty tittle tattle, but still.

KNOWITALL's avatar

How would @ucme‘s wife describe living with him?
(Just joking, you know I heart you.)

ucme's avatar

Ha, I know you are m’dear, but you see, you’re given lurve on grounds of mean spiritedness no doubt, still, we move on.

Dutchess_III's avatar

How difficult is it to sneeze and keep your eyes open sheep sucking.

picante's avatar

How are you today? ;-)

KNOWITALL's avatar

@ucme HA, so you got that did you? I wondered if anyone did see the actual point there.

ETpro's avatar

@marinelife That’s kind of a corollary to the question, “Why do cats and dogs lick their own balls.” And the answer, of course, is “Because they can.”

nebule's avatar

I think I must have missed something

How was your experience of reading DFW’s The Pale King?

ucme's avatar

@nebule You didn’t miss anything worth seeing trust me, but just to tie things up, @gailcalled‘s post was directed at me personally, I defended myself, the rest is, well..history.
Thanks for actually answering without using it as a platform to air tiresome personal grudges :-)

nebule's avatar

oh, eek.. well, no problem :-)

ucme's avatar

Yeah, shame the thread was ugly & spoilt, but we move on :-)

augustlan's avatar

How hard is it for me to keep all the jellies calm and happy?

Let’s let bygones be bygones, shall we? :)

KNOWITALL's avatar

@augustlan Gonna have to throw some chum in here I guess…ha!

Dutchess_III's avatar

(Shrimp please.)

augustlan's avatar

Anybody got a bucket?

Dutchess_III's avatar

I kicked it.

KNOWITALL's avatar

@augustlan @Dutchess_III Sillies, made me laugh.

Dutchess_III's avatar

I’m alive!!!

augustlan's avatar

<happy dancing>

ucme's avatar

For the record, i’m perfectly calm & happy, but when someone is bent on spite, especially when it’s fundamentally inaccurate, then they should keep away from my questions, like they normally do…anyway, thanks for participating, it’s been emotional :-)

Dutchess_III's avatar

Could be ‘trying to send Auggie a message on FB.”

filmfann's avatar

How hard is it to get bipartisan bills passed in congress, compared to reading and comprehending Joyce’s “Ulysses” while watching and comprehending “Lost”.

KNOWITALL's avatar

@Augustlan Like snoopy? @ucme Who loves you baby, right here!

majorrich's avatar

How difficult is it to have a pee and not have a drop or two land in your pants?

talljasperman's avatar

How hard is it to be 6’5 300 pounds and try to clean myself after a crap… without getting shit on my hands.

nofurbelowsbatgirl's avatar

Why is everybody being so fucking difficult.

ucme's avatar

@KNOWITALL You sound like Kojak, maybe I should make an obvious & tacky remark about you sucking my ” lollipop”, but wait…that would be reverting to type apparently & we can’t be having that, goodness gracious me no! :)

ucme's avatar

I’m a fisherman sitting on the banks of a river when this guy named Jesus idles past & starts walking on the water…i’m either very drunk/high or this guy is David Blaine in a smock.
How will folks rate this feat in the years to come?

KNOWITALL's avatar

@ucme I was trying to sound like Kojak, I loved him when I was a kid.

You know, you may be a little pervy, but you’re good natured about it and obviously love your family, why is it irritating you so much what one person says? I figured you’d blow it off and move on like usual. Do we need an intervention? :)

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Plucky's avatar

How difficult is it to not lurve that naughty little Englishman? :-P

ucme's avatar

@Plucky Daww, you’re just sayin dat :-)

mattbrowne's avatar

How difficult is it for a traditional Englishman, to think of the UK as a part of Europe?
Answer: ?

How difficult is it for a traditional Kansan, to think of America as a name for two continents?
Answer: ?

How difficult is it for a German BMW driver, to think of a general speed limit as a good idea?
Answer: ?

Dutchess_III's avatar

Wait…..it’s not hard. There’s North America and West America.

filmfann's avatar

@Dutchess_III No, it’s North America, and More North America. That’s where Alaska is.

Dutchess_III's avatar

Well, there is East American. That is where Arkansas is.

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