(NSFW) what are the bases in relationships?

It’s really a schoolyard concept.

Err, milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner chocolate’s made…tag, you’re it!

You forgot to add foul-tip, suicide squeeze, and bunt to your list . . .

@Blondesjon I also forgot grand slam home run. and error’s

I remember it as follows. But I am sure there are regional variations:

First base: a Kiss
Second Base: Hands on the boobs
Third base: hands on the abdomen (although I don’t remember if clothed or unclothed was a factor
Home run: penetration.

Easy…

1st – French kissing
2nd – fondling of boobs and/or genitals
3rd – oral sex
Home – intercourse

So…if it’s an orgy, would that qualify as RBI? ;-}

An RBI is not pulling out.

An orgy is a bench clear.

@Blondesjon I thought not pulling out is an error? Or missing the target is an error?

The armpit, the belly button, and the ear are all errors.

I have ALWAYS wanted to know the answer to this question! Thanks, folks!

Goes without saying of course that the catcher likes to take your balls from behind.
Even though I did just say it, but still…

The catcher is the pitcher’s wing man. He silently signals the pitcher as to how he should present his balls to the batter.

Communication and respect go a long way. Just saying…

First base: Hand job
Second base: knob job (guy), Taco munch (girl)
Third base: Boinking
Home: APM or Backdoor boinking (anal)