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(NSFW) what are the bases in relationships?

Asked by talljasperman (21910points) September 23rd, 2013

Like 1st base, second base , third base and home run.

Can we come up with the definitive answer once and for all?

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janbb's avatar

It’s really a schoolyard concept.

ucme's avatar

Err, milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner chocolate’s made…tag, you’re it!

Blondesjon's avatar

You forgot to add foul-tip, suicide squeeze, and bunt to your list . . .

talljasperman's avatar

@Blondesjon I also forgot grand slam home run. and error’s

elbanditoroso's avatar

I remember it as follows. But I am sure there are regional variations:

First base: a Kiss
Second Base: Hands on the boobs
Third base: hands on the abdomen (although I don’t remember if clothed or unclothed was a factor
Home run: penetration.

livelaughlove21's avatar

Easy…

1st – French kissing
2nd – fondling of boobs and/or genitals
3rd – oral sex
Home – intercourse

ucme's avatar

So…if it’s an orgy, would that qualify as RBI? ;-}

Blondesjon's avatar

An RBI is not pulling out.

An orgy is a bench clear.

talljasperman's avatar

@Blondesjon I thought not pulling out is an error? Or missing the target is an error?

Blondesjon's avatar

The armpit, the belly button, and the ear are all errors.

kritiper's avatar

I have ALWAYS wanted to know the answer to this question! Thanks, folks!

ucme's avatar

Goes without saying of course that the catcher likes to take your balls from behind.
Even though I did just say it, but still…

Blondesjon's avatar

The catcher is the pitcher’s wing man. He silently signals the pitcher as to how he should present his balls to the batter.

DWW25921's avatar

Communication and respect go a long way. Just saying…

Hypocrisy_Central's avatar

First base: Hand job
Second base: knob job (guy), Taco munch (girl)
Third base: Boinking
Home: APM or Backdoor boinking (anal)

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