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Omfg HOW do I get my brother to stop bugging me?

Asked by Applewhite (49points) November 15th, 2014

Ugh! I’m so sick of my brother. He keeps stalking me and saying “boo!” in my face. Personally, I think he is an annoying little shit. He has to stop bugging me, or I will get a kitchen knife, cut his body in half, and throw his guts down the well. That’s how annoyed I am. Message to brother: I am not scared of your dumb “boo’s.” If you think I’m scared of them, well, I’m not, so just stop it you little shit!

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RocketGuy's avatar

Freak out on him the next time he does it. Do something really bizarre.

Dutchess_III's avatar

Do something that really annoys him every time he does it. Every time.

DrasticDreamer's avatar

Well, if you kill him, then you’re really screwed. What are you going to do when it’s his ghost yelling “Boo!” and you can’t kill him again? For the rest of your life, can you imagine it?

“Boo!” while you’re pooping.
“Boo!” while you’re making out with your boyfriend/girlfriend.
“Boo” while you’re cooking – hello 3rd degree burn.
“Boo!” while you say “I do”.
Maybe “Boo-boo!” any time you injure yourself.
“Boo!” right after you fall asleep every night.

JLeslie's avatar

Give him some attention doing something you enjoy doing with him. When he says boo tell him every time he says boo that you will take away your time together.

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Kburger's avatar

Ya, killing him might solve the problem for now, but I’m sure there are a lot more scary and I mean SCARY people in jail. Love the answers, have to agree, do it to him, or when he says boo take your hand and shove it in his face and scream baaaaa….

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