Can you find the positive from having a clingy boy/girl friend?

Well, for one thing, you can never complain about being alone.

You can save money on heating bills.

There’s no need for cellphones. Just nudge and say, “Pssst…”

Not really, but I’ll try.
Okay, I tried, it’s just not happening. lol

I always smell better with her hanging around my neck.

@all Thanks. Lol.

You can’t complain about “no one pays attention to me”

How can you not love a girl that clings like a wet swimsuit.

You will never have to say, “Where the heck are you? You were supposed to be here an hour ago!”