What would you get Trump for Christmas?
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November 18th, 2016
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A steaming pile of my sick-person shit.
A one-way ticket to Mexico to live…then quickly build a wall.
He needs to sort that hideous hair out, attempt to look more presidential, so I gift him some hair clippers.
Black leather trench coats for him and his staff.
A copy of his running mate’s recently outed sex tape…Pounds & Pence
A real money spinner that one.
He’s already got Xmas present..big one.!!
A puppy! They can be such a headache for the first 4 years!
A silk tie from Neiman Marcus.
A singing card…”Hey Mister Tangerine Man, build a wall for me…”
A book to instruct him on self-loathing. Why should he be left out?
A vial or Arsenic in a nice pot of tea.
Some book about applying makeup or something similar.
A one-way ticket on the next space probe to Mars where he could rule the entire planet like Ming ruled Mongo.
A magic charm to turn him into a humane human being whose greatest wish is the health and happiness of all human creatures on Earth, and to realize that his alliance with backward corporate pawns is a mistake he can reverse.
A first class tailor.
I mean, WTAF??
Aster almost had it right—a silk necktie from Nieman Marcus? Wrong. A hemp necktie from US Cordage.
A large orange dust sheet to drape over the Statue of Liberty for the next four years.
A dunce cap and a pie in the face.
Well done to you brave souls who answered, for sucking up the hate & or venting, give yourselves a pat on the back.
A retrospective abortion law.
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