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What would you get Trump for Christmas?

Asked by ucme (46224points) November 18th, 2016

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Mariah's avatar

A steaming pile of my sick-person shit.

Lonelyheart807's avatar

A one-way ticket to Mexico to live…then quickly build a wall.

ucme's avatar

He needs to sort that hideous hair out, attempt to look more presidential, so I gift him some hair clippers.

Lightlyseared's avatar

Black leather trench coats for him and his staff.

ucme's avatar

A copy of his running mate’s recently outed sex tape…Pounds & Pence
A real money spinner that one.

imrainmaker's avatar

He’s already got Xmas present..big one.!!

kritiper's avatar

A puppy! They can be such a headache for the first 4 years!

Aster's avatar

A silk tie from Neiman Marcus.

ucme's avatar

A singing card…Hey Mister Tangerine Man, build a wall for me…

filmfann's avatar

A book to instruct him on self-loathing. Why should he be left out?

Coloma's avatar

A vial or Arsenic in a nice pot of tea.

jca's avatar

A makeover.

Sneki95's avatar

Some book about applying makeup or something similar.

Pachy's avatar

A one-way ticket on the next space probe to Mars where he could rule the entire planet like Ming ruled Mongo.

Zaku's avatar

A magic charm to turn him into a humane human being whose greatest wish is the health and happiness of all human creatures on Earth, and to realize that his alliance with backward corporate pawns is a mistake he can reverse.

rem1981's avatar

Mr Universe t-shirt.

SecondHandStoke's avatar

A first class tailor.

I mean, WTAF??

Espiritus_Corvus's avatar

Aster almost had it right—a silk necktie from Nieman Marcus? Wrong. A hemp necktie from US Cordage.

flutherother's avatar

A large orange dust sheet to drape over the Statue of Liberty for the next four years.

cazzie's avatar

Special therapy sessions and call them, ‘Clockwork Orange Face’ http://wpimages.freepresshouston.com/2016/07/eeeee.jpeg

Kardamom's avatar

A dunce cap and a pie in the face.

ucme's avatar

Well done to you brave souls who answered, for sucking up the hate & or venting, give yourselves a pat on the back.

Pinguidchance's avatar

A retrospective abortion law.

Jeruba's avatar

^^^ retroactive?

reijinni's avatar

a boot to the head.

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