Have you ever wanted to slap someone?

OMG that was fun,thanks may add that to book marks .
And to answer your question “all the freaking time”.

when I feel like acting out my violent urges against my fellow man I play GTA.

Haha, yes, and I have/ on a couple of occasions, in my wild youth.

Maybe a billion times. And other times, I probably deserve the slap…

But…Deserve has nothing to do with anything….

*cough

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Very often! Yet, I’ve never done so. I like to think that sanity and civility get between my emotions and my open palm.

Not since I was a kid.

every. single. day.

Oh no @cookieman, say it ain’t so! I think of you as round and jolly, sort of like a Santa Claus with chocolate chips!

@janbb: Under the jolly shell is an often annoyed gooey center.

I only slapped two people in my life. I regret slapping one of them. P.s my smartphone crashed when I got 7.0 slaps per second.

In real life, snark and sarcasm doesn’t get a pass. By the time I’m done ripping them a new asshole, they wish I’d only slapped them.

Angry jellies. ::shudder::

Oh, heavens, no!
Break their nose, or just plain kill them, now that’s a different story…

Set hands to stun

I also made it to 10 sps & have to say, I never wanked so hard in my life

I got 10.7 sps with some extra efforts..try n beat that now..)

There has to be a jelly here who has the chops to code Trumps face and voice into this little jem… 15 SPS will be no problem.

Yes. I occasionally shop at Walmart, and I drive the Southern California freeways at rush hour. Oh yeah, I also watched the election coverage. So yes.

^^ but did u do it eventually? Jk..

@imrainmaker No. I can’t recall ever slapping anyone in my whole life.