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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Asked by MrGrimm888 (16433points) March 27th, 2017

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SQUEEKY2's avatar

Depends on the size of the woodchuck.

MrGrimm888's avatar

Average sized woodchuck. And before you ask, oak is the type of wood…

SQUEEKY2's avatar

So you have him chucking his hard wood then?

RedDeerGuy1's avatar

@SQUEEKY2 In the morning? Morning hard wood?

Sneki95's avatar

If it couldn’t chuck wood, it wouldn’t be called a woodchuck, now would it?
It would, and could, chuck a lot of wood.

stanleybmanly's avatar

A woochuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

cookieman's avatar

3.5 grams, a splinter, and a coat of paint.

ARE_you_kidding_me's avatar

Well, a woodchuck can’t chuck wood so…

ragingloli's avatar

Chuck norris.

zenvelo's avatar

Chuck Berry

chyna's avatar

Up chuck

Berserker's avatar

Chuck this question.

kritiper's avatar

Proportionately, the same amount of ground a groundhog would grind if a groundhog could grind ground. (Thanks to “Dennis the Menace” for that one.)

Patty_Melt's avatar

Approximately thirty percent of its own weight.

ucme's avatar

Yew logged in for this?

Strauss's avatar

What do you call a cross between a groundhog and a woodchuck?

Ground chuck!

ragingloli's avatar

No, you get an offbrand magig school. Hogwoods.

MrGrimm888's avatar

Hey @Berserker . Chuck you.~

Just trying to ask a chucking question. ~

WTC?~

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