What would you like to tell about yourself that nobody is aware of?

I hate apple pie

I am your mother.

My toenails need cut.

I keep my sunglasses on in bed; my beard comes off though.

@ragingloli – nooooo..)

I’m really a 75-year-old white man. I love guns and hate vegetarians. Rock ‘n’ roll is Satan’s music.

I like the smell of old-school Expo markers. I have a stash of them.

I still eat library paste. In fact, that’s the only thing I ever eat.

I ordered those Tate / La Bianca murders in the summer of 1969…..not Charles Manson….

I eat Crisco sometimes OR I’m really a 75-year-old white man and I love guns and hate vegetarians.

Take your pick.

Why do you specifically want funny answers?

That I’ve secretly want to go into politics ever since I was 4. Its why I act like a prude. Because I want to be prudent just in case someone looks into my past.

@rockfan – I want it to be on a lighter mode not serious discussion..That’s why I mentioned it.

I went to boarding school

I lurve to take the less travelled road, all the time, for everything…

I like taking tests.

I have free health insurace through my employer.

I forgot, I just got back here after an 8-year hiatus.

One of my ears is a little lower than the other so glasses sit cockeyed on my face.

Welcome back @flameboi !

@chyna oh yes I have the same problem and one of my ears always hurts because of this.

This is why God invented contact lenses.

(Just sayin’....)

Have the frame adjusted by your optician.

@ragingloli on yes but not long after the frame would go back to that crappy situation . I believe this is a matter of frame material, I must abaondon plastic frames. Period.

Pastic frames can be heated and bent,

Or, you could have ear re-alignment surgery.

(people in LA have that done all the time….)

I haven’t seen anyone with that issue so far to be honest..how common it is?

My cousin in Pasadena specializes in it.

Just Google Dr. Billy Bong, then hang onto your hat…