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imrainmaker's avatar

What would you like to tell about yourself that nobody is aware of?

Asked by imrainmaker (6201points) August 10th, 2017

Funny Answers please.

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27 Answers

josie's avatar

I hate apple pie

ragingloli's avatar

I am your mother.

flutherother's avatar

My toenails need cut.

rebbel's avatar

I keep my sunglasses on in bed; my beard comes off though.

Love_my_doggie's avatar

I’m really a 75-year-old white man. I love guns and hate vegetarians. Rock ‘n’ roll is Satan’s music.

dxs's avatar

I like the smell of old-school Expo markers. I have a stash of them.

Love_my_doggie's avatar

I still eat library paste. In fact, that’s the only thing I ever eat.

PullMyFinger's avatar

I ordered those Tate / La Bianca murders in the summer of 1969…..not Charles Manson….

Dutchess_III's avatar

I eat Crisco sometimes OR I’m really a 75-year-old white man and I love guns and hate vegetarians.

Take your pick.

rockfan's avatar

Why do you specifically want funny answers?

RedDeerGuy1's avatar

That I’ve secretly want to go into politics ever since I was 4. Its why I act like a prude. Because I want to be prudent just in case someone looks into my past.

imrainmaker's avatar

@rockfan – I want it to be on a lighter mode not serious discussion..That’s why I mentioned it.

Stinley's avatar

I went to boarding school

flameboi's avatar

I lurve to take the less travelled road, all the time, for everything…

Dutchess_III's avatar

I like taking tests.

jca's avatar

I have free health insurace through my employer.

flameboi's avatar

I forgot, I just got back here after an 8-year hiatus.

chyna's avatar

One of my ears is a little lower than the other so glasses sit cockeyed on my face.

Welcome back @flameboi !

jesienne's avatar

@chyna oh yes I have the same problem and one of my ears always hurts because of this.

PullMyFinger's avatar

This is why God invented contact lenses.

(Just sayin’....)

ragingloli's avatar

Have the frame adjusted by your optician.

jesienne's avatar

@ragingloli on yes but not long after the frame would go back to that crappy situation . I believe this is a matter of frame material, I must abaondon plastic frames. Period.

jca's avatar

Pastic frames can be heated and bent,

PullMyFinger's avatar

Or, you could have ear re-alignment surgery.

(people in LA have that done all the time….)

imrainmaker's avatar

I haven’t seen anyone with that issue so far to be honest..how common it is?

PullMyFinger's avatar

My cousin in Pasadena specializes in it.

Just Google Dr. Billy Bong, then hang onto your hat…

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