Pull the other one mate?

Sometimes these things are pretty harsh.

“You’re our kind of Jelly.” Strawberry? Apricot?

The Nobel committee called; we told them you were busy.

Won’t you be our neighbor?

Take your coat off, stay awhile. No, it’s too cold.

Does Fluther have a resident cardiologist? The person to see when your heart starts fluttering.

@thisismyusername : bloody hell, that’s a bit rough!

Can we hold hands and skip together?

Why not @imrainmaker , sounds lovely.

This is new one – We want to be just like you when we grow up! Lovely.. isn’t it?

@imrainmaker. It’s not a new one, I’ve read that lots of times before, interesting that you have never seen it before, makes me wonder which ones have eluded me.

You seriously need to take a shower!

I saw what you did there! I did something similar a few years ago to poke at a former classmate who is male. (I almost typed, “Former male classmate” but…yeah. No. He’s still a guy.)
Snopes

You’re welcome to crash on our couch.

Without my reading glasses I read crotch.

I see what you’re doing! @thisismyusername put a fake one in for themselves so it threw me.

OK, mine says ”You look good today, but your desk is a mess”

You look like you could use a hug.

@Adagio – That’s because I rarely use desktop version and they don’t show up on mobile version!!

You’re back! Our wish came true.

“Have you gotten smarter? We thought so!”

We tip our hat to you.

Who wants Smores?

”Ah, you’re just the one we were waiting for.”

Ahoy matey!

”Let us bake you some cookies.” Where are my cookies??!!

Hey..I’m getting the same message!! Cookies for me too??

—Forget about pancakes! I want cookies!—

”We think we’re falling in love with you.” Wow. And it’s not even Valentines day.

If you want cookies go ask God. He has a Twitter account which is odd. I thought he communicated telepathically.

God

“We think we’re falling in love with you.”
Alright @Dutchess_III It’s either me or you.
Let’s fist fight.
@fluther who do you choose?

You look like you could use a hug.

Dragon Punches @Dutchess_III

Pulls @SergeantQueen‘s hair when she figures out what a “dragon punch” is.

“We want to be just like you when we grow up!” I think that one was meant to be from @SergeantQueen to me.

They left a seat warm for me—I guess I sat down in the wrong seat, then…

LOL! “Either put some tape over your camera lens, or put on some pants.” Whut?

I’m seriously getting the same ones as you are @Dutchess_III this is starting to creep me out a bit haha

I just refreshed the page “Let’s run away together.”

You’re here! Let’s paety!

Let’s be friends.