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What would you do, if you were sexually harassed by a horny dolphin?

Asked by ragingloli (47272points) August 29th, 2018

Like this french one
Just let him do it?

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MrGrimm888's avatar

I would push it off of me. Apply force, as needed…

rebbel's avatar

I would wail.

SergeantQueen's avatar

I’d enjoy it. Once in a lifetime experience to be fucked by a dolphin.

Then I’d shoot myself.

MrGrimm888's avatar

If you lived around dolphins, the opportunities would be better than once in a lifetime.

Shoot yourself? Then who would take care of the half dolphin people babies?

LadyMarissa's avatar

I’d come to Fluther & ask how long it would take me to know IF I was indeed having a dolphin pup!!! ; ]

RedDeerGuy1's avatar

I would find it a female dolphin or a toy for it to NSFW all it wants.

notsoblond's avatar

I’d take a selfie with it.

gorillapaws's avatar

Where do you think mermaids come from?

janbb's avatar

I would guess @ragingloli since he doesn’t have tentacles, you’d turn him down.

ARE_you_kidding_me's avatar

Dolphins need love too….

kritiper's avatar

Kick him in the ‘nads.

ucme's avatar

We have sta…wait…stop!!!

kritiper's avatar

“Stop…don’t…stop…don’t…stop…”

ZEPHYRA's avatar

I guess we’d have a whale of a time!

Dutchess_III's avatar

I would post a question on Fluther asking, “Could I be pregnant?”

I hope the poor horny old guy found a mate.

ucme's avatar

Depends if it was done on porpoise.
Could have a whale of a time if it unzipped me yelling FREE WILLY!!!

Blondesjon's avatar

You can’t harass the willing.

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