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What will be your comeback line on this (details inside)?

Asked by imrainmaker (8360points) October 27th, 2018

Y’all might have seen “The comeback” episode of Seinfeld where a guy pokes fun at George with the line during a meeting “The oceans called: they are out of shrimps.” What would be your comeback line in this situation?

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cookieman's avatar

“Well then, you might want to donate your penis to the cause.”

janbb's avatar

“Sorry, I’ve got a cocktail date tonight.”

“Why don’t you clam up or are you too shellfish?”

rebbel's avatar

“Klikklkkwoooooaaoooooooooreahrrrrr
weeooooooaarrrrklkhoaaaaaaooooor”

ragingloli's avatar

“Andi Sidaris called. He wants his lame one-liners back.”

seawulf575's avatar

Why don’t you peel and eat me.

janbb's avatar

^^ Or just, “Bite me”?

LuckyGuy's avatar

That’s why they called you! They remembered the last time you went swimming.

kritiper's avatar

“And they called you first! How thoughtful!”

yesitszen's avatar

Your mother wasn’t complaining last night.

SergeantQueen's avatar

Go fuck yourself

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