If You were an alcoholic drink, what would you be?

Mai Tai. I’m fruity and go down easy, and then when you try to stand up after 3, you discover your completely plastered.

Beer. Affordable, common, known to be cold, and with enough varieties/variations you won’t know what you’re getting simply by looking. I wouldn’t be Coor’s, though, as nobody would challenge anybody to drive 1,800 round trip in 28 hours to bring me to them. Never.

“Top shelf” Gin straight out of freezer in old fashion glass with twist of lime. Cool and refreshing.

Vodka and tonic. Something easy to stomach.

Right now I would say a Bay Breeze. A little sweet, a little sassy, very casual, a fun color, and goes well with the hot weather.

Some days I am scotch neat. A little aged, a touch of sophistication, serious, warm, story teller, and welcoming.

I LOVE the descriptions! ”:D”

Lone Star beer.

Moose River Hummer

I’d probably be an Irish Car Bomb.
Dark mysterious glass of beer with character. With a shot of Bailey’s and Jamison dropped in sweet/strong and as it is meant to be chugged, it fits me well. I’m kind of a lot, all at once…

Probably a Costco brand Prosecco. Fairly unpretentious, but not so bad.

Well. Actually, I don’t drink anymore. So. Maybe I’d be a Shirley Temple, or a Smurf…

A New Glarus Spotted Cow

“Expect this ale to be fun, fruity and satisfying. You know you’re in Wisconsin when you see the Spotted Cow.”

@MrGrimm888 Shirley Temple, or a Smurf… LOL!! I don’t think so :D

I remember Roy Rogers drinks, Coke with grenadine syrup with cherries @MrGrimm888 !

Swamp juice or Virgin screwdriver.

I’d be a Kamikaze It’s equal parts vodka, triple sec & lime juice. It’s wicked, fun, & leaves you wondering WTF you were thinking when you ordered it!!!

A Zombee

Plum wine. Sweet and non-threatening. You sip it, and you can’t believe it is serious. Then you try to stand up.

A moscato. Pink, bubbly, fun, sweet, a bit tart.