What is a simple hair growth remedy?

rogaine

If there was a simple remedy, there would be lot fewer bald guys around.

You are so right.

The above applies especially to actor/writer/director Carl Reiner, who once told an interviewer, “If there was something ‘out there’ that really worked, would I now be sitting before you, bald?”

The only fast remedies are toupées, or hair plugs. Rogaine and Propecia are slow remedies, and they do work, for some people, over time.

BTW, is $350 to much toupée for a hairpiece?

Jack, the moderators dictate that I stay on topic, to avoid being locked out.
You know how much I DREAD LOCKS.

So, to answer the question, yeah, a rug seems to be the quickest solution.

good one, Jack!