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Ok, Flutherites, are you a woman or a man?

Asked by asmonet (21365points) November 22nd, 2008

Chick or Dude? Lady or Gent? Sausage or Taco?
Some recent questions have made wonder what all ya’ll really are. I seem to have a few misconceptions, and from what I gather, a lot of you do too. Answer if you want. No big. :)
Just curious.

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asmonet's avatar

I’m a chickadee. Your turn!

Cardinal's avatar

I’ll get back to you on that.

asmonet's avatar

boo. Are you a sausage taco?

…kidding.

jtvoar16's avatar

I am a blob of cells and genes, who in a unfortunate twist of life, suffered a trauma in my mothers womb, begetting the body of a man and the mind of a woman, thus I shall suppose that on the outside I am male, so I shall be classified, thusly.

EmpressPixie's avatar

I’m a lady.

SoapChef's avatar

I am woman – hear me roar. rowrrrrrrr

jtvoar16's avatar

hehehe, I am made of fabulous and rainbows! I know I just answered but I just thought of that one!
I am amorphous, able to change my base genetic coding with the few taps of my magic mac keyboard!

AstroChuck's avatar

I want to be called Diane. Tell me I’m a pretty girl.

Comedian's avatar

Woman. This reminds me of a scene in The Drowsy Chaperone with-Aldolpho.

Knotmyday's avatar

Saucy saucy sausage here.

If you’re trolling for dates, I’m taken, just like “pretty” AC^.

just kidding about the trolling thing, as

SoapChef's avatar

@AstroChuck I think you look more like a Babs or maybe a Ginger.

peedub's avatar

I’m a duderonomy, part beast.

asmonet's avatar

Chuck, you’re a pretty pretty girl.

loser's avatar

I’m kinda both!

AstroChuck's avatar

Me, too, because I have an X chromosome and a Y chromosome.
Plus I can tuck it between my legs. That’s so much fun!

loser's avatar

I just spit out my chips! OMG!!!

loser's avatar

Is gender really relevent anyway?

AstroChuck's avatar

It is if you’re picking up hookers!

SoapChef's avatar

Tell that to Eddie Murphy!

asmonet's avatar

Not particularly, I was just curious. :) Like I said, answer if you want, otherwise feel free move along. I wouldn’t be upset even if someone posted that they declined to answer.

Plus I secretly wanted my nonfriend Chuck to amuse me with his antics.

Knotmyday's avatar

Soo…how does one refer to a surgical/hormonal transvestite? (reference Eddie Murphy)

jtvoar16's avatar

In Eddie Murphy’s, and Michel Jackson’s case: FAIL
In every other case: Human

MacBean's avatar

GA and high five to loser for “kinda both.” Me, too. :D

delirium's avatar

Edit: DAMN, Squirbel got to it first!

AstroChuck's avatar

delirium, I always thought of you as XXX.

jtvoar16's avatar

delirium, I always saw you more as, a vaporous collection of ideals, assembled together in the body of a young girl. So I see it more as a chromosome type of: ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXXYZ

cdwccrn's avatar

Very much a woman.

Mexicanamerican's avatar

Easy to tell from my name… Male

asmonet's avatar

Right. Because all Mexican-Americans have peen.

cak's avatar

Woman!

Bluefreedom's avatar

Man, dude, male, and gentleman.

MacBean's avatar

lulz, peen. One of my favorite words.

stevenb's avatar

Man, boy, dude, guy, hombre, homey, buddy, son, father, him, he, sir, mister, seƱor, alpha, sausage, mate, fella. I can’t think of any others.

Bluefreedom's avatar

I think you covered all of them….LOL

asmonet's avatar

@mac: me too! :D

cookieman's avatar

Possessing a schlong.

Likeradar's avatar

Not possessing a schlong.

delirium's avatar

Astro: For you, baby, I always will be. Rawr!

And jt: I’m taking that as a compliment, no matter how it was intended. :D

shadling21's avatar

Fe-fe-fe-female…

augustlan's avatar

A very tomboyish woman.

loser's avatar

Tomboys rock!

shrubbery's avatar

I’m F for faaaantastically fabulous female.

Jeruba's avatar

Female.

Bsilver's avatar

I’m with loser on this one…
“I’m kinds both!”

Although I do so enjoy being a man, sometimes I wish I were a woman. (and no, I don’t have that desire enough to try and change it…)

Adina1968's avatar

I’m a Dame.:-)

Allie's avatar

I’m a lady thank you very much.

jlm11f's avatar

Man, I feel like a woman i don’t even care for country music usually

tinyfaery's avatar

I like that song too, and I very much dislike new country. I’ll take Willy and Loretta any day.

queo's avatar

I think I’m male…

wundayatta's avatar

Dis loon don’t deliver no eggz! But I do keep ‘em warm.

El_Cadejo's avatar

I AM MAN HEAR ME ROAR…..meow

fireside's avatar

My penis enjoys vagina

Zaku's avatar

Zaku is male and yet somewhat disturbed by the food analogies in this question.

AstroChuck's avatar

AstroChuck is somewhat disturbed by Zaku speaking of himself in the third person.

Elumas's avatar

More of a Woah-man. No but seriously, a dude.

Zaku's avatar

@AstroChuck – Third-person phobic, eh?

Resonantscythe's avatar

banana between two oranges. Male.

augustlan's avatar

Oranges? Must be tough to walk around with that package all day : )

Resonantscythe's avatar

Haha! okay not that big but they’re the right size. : )

Knotmyday's avatar

Might be worth it for that citrusy-fresh smell.

asmonet's avatar

And now the food analogies are getting worse.

I fully support this trend.

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