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Will this make you laugh?

Asked by mij (691points) January 25th, 2009

Your man is cupping his hand to scoop water from a Highland burn.
A Gamekeeper shouts,
” Dinnae drink tha waater! Et’s fooae coo’s sheet an pish! ”

The man replies,
” My good fellow, I’m from England .. Could you repeat that in English for me. ”

The keeper replies,

” I said, use two hands – you spill less that way !!!

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Bluefreedom's avatar

Yeah, that’s pretty good stuff. :o) LOL

I’d like to throw a joke in here too if I could:

What does Mick Jagger and a Scottish sheepherder have in common?

Mick Jagger sings “Hey you get off of my cloud” and the Scottish sheepherder says “Hey McCloud, get off of my ewe!”

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MrMontpetit's avatar

I found it funny, didn’t really laugh out loud though, not really in a laughing mood.

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Vincentt's avatar

I grinned :P

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TaoSan's avatar

hilarious lol

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bythebay's avatar

I giggled, but didn’t rofl4rl.

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pekenoe's avatar

made me chuckle, started my day with a smile, thanks

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NaturalMineralWater's avatar

It made me “heh”. But it takes a lot to make me laugh.

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steelmarket's avatar

Yeah, I like underdog jokes.

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Jack79's avatar

good one :)

Jack79 (11027points)“Great Answer” (0points) Flag as…
syz's avatar

Not bad :)

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AstroChuck's avatar

As a British-American I’m appaulled!

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loser's avatar

I guess I didn’t get it.

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Bri_L's avatar

I laughed. good one.

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Jeruba's avatar

Smiled, but no floor-rolling or out-loud-laughing.

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scamp's avatar

ha ha ha!! I don’t know how I missed this one, but thanks for the laugh!!

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sandystrachan's avatar

@AstroChuck there is not anything “British”

i laughed for a while (2seconds) then imagined the guff drinking vile shyte water and laughed again

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