If you were to write a fortune cookie fortune, what would you write?

“You have a small penis”

I thought of a really racist one, but I won’t post it here. PM me, and I’ll tell you.

“This message will self-destruct in five seconds.”

That wasn’t chicken.

“You have the misfortune of receiving no good fortune. The future looks bleak. Make out a will.”

“Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down…”

@Jayne Is that like being egg-rolled?

“You will die happy. You will be run over by a beer truck.”

“Psst..I’m sitting at the next table (DON’T LOOK THIS WAY!)...I saw the waiter spit in your food”

snerk!

“Luck and fortune will come to you and whoever sends $50 to AstroChuck @ PO Box 22064, Sacramento, CA 95822.”

We peed all over your chow mein :)

“Quit being a cheapskate, and treat your friends to dinner.”

“HELP! I am being held captive in a Chinese cookie factory!!”

You will find love in your personal life and in your work.

The love (and only love) of your live is holding this scrap of paper.

“Me so horny. Me love you long time.”

I know it’s not a Chinese reference. Sue me.

Hey. Wasn’t Su Mi Chinese?

“Don’t put all of your eggs into one basket, unless that basket is your own.” Teehee, I am lame.

@onesecondregrets that was reallly lame…...... @Mr_M got to it first