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999781.... Who will get the millionth quip?

Asked by jrpowell (40562points) December 20th, 2009

We are hundreds away.

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toomuchcoffee911's avatar

<gasps> Me! Me!

jlm11f's avatar

I don’t care who gets it, but the prospect of Fluther reaching its millionth quip is definitely exciting.

@phoenyx – you are supposed to be eating!!

phoenyx's avatar

I hope it is me and not some troll who joined just to make a personal attack on someone (which would get moderated, disappointing us all).

syz's avatar

Where do you find this information?

jrpowell's avatar

Flag as link. It gives you the number.

jrpowell's avatar

999854

Getting close….

casheroo's avatar

Wow, that’s a lot of quips!

syz's avatar

Quick, add another!

srmorgan's avatar

I feel stupid

Flag as Link?

SRM

phoenyx's avatar

a quip to see what we’re currently on

syz's avatar

@johnpowell but doesn’t that only work if you flag the most recently typed quip?

jrpowell's avatar

@syz :: It iis the best method we have.

I keep checking. http://www.fluther.com/flagquip/?id=1000000

I’m a nerd.

azlotto's avatar

Powderpost beetles can cause a lot of damage.

srmorgan's avatar

what suspense!

jrpowell's avatar

It is going down soon folks.

rangerr's avatar

999914 was JPs last number post.

Edit: This is 999917.

I’m so excited.

syz's avatar

The race is on!

jrpowell's avatar

doh.. Jump out your window yet?

rangerr's avatar

Yep. I threw a shovel out first, then jumped.
It was SO cool.
Then I dug out our front door.

srmorgan's avatar

nail biting time

PretentiousArtist's avatar

who wants to take bets?

syz's avatar

<confused>

jrpowell's avatar

I wish rangerr was legal/\.

rangerr's avatar

It’s gonna be janets.

toomuchcoffee911's avatar

I think it’ll be on one of those 10k threads.

rangerr's avatar

Legal? What? Define legal.

jrpowell's avatar

I would rather not.

jrpowell's avatar

60 to go.

syz's avatar

Tsk, tsk.

jrpowell's avatar

Sorry syz.

rangerr's avatar

…......the qualifications for being legal could be anything.
I’m not jailbait, but I can’t drink.
::pouts:: and nobody is in the chat room, JP

srmorgan's avatar

there ought to be a prize for this

syz's avatar

How sad will it be if the millionth quip is some innocuous post, or something that gets modded?

jrpowell's avatar

It is going to be spam.

PretentiousArtist's avatar

spam spam spam and eggs?

syz's avatar

Or even worse – what if Fluther crashed just one quip shy?

PretentiousArtist's avatar

or is it spam eggs spam spam eggs sausage spam?

rangerr's avatar

@phoenyx Not that one, the otherrrr one.

@syz I’d be so sad.

PretentiousArtist's avatar

Don’t ban me bro!

chyna's avatar

This is exciting.

Dog's avatar

Cool! I want to be the one! ( if I win I will buy a lotto ticket too! )

syz's avatar

Bah! I never win anything.

phoenyx's avatar

quip to check the number

jrpowell's avatar

My ballss

Dog's avatar

If I win the lotto I will share!

PretentiousArtist's avatar

So last night I was watching The Cabinet of Dr Caligari with my pants off and with a bowl of trix at 3:30 AM until my SO yelled at me and ordered me to come back to bed.

srmorgan's avatar

anxiety,,,

syz's avatar

14 to go

jrpowell's avatar

12 motherfuckers.

LeotCol's avatar

And thats when I learnt the meaning of irony

Dog's avatar

I need a beer.

syz's avatar

Trix?

jrpowell's avatar

Bag of dicks.

Dog's avatar

Maybe two beers…

syz's avatar

Capn Crunch is better.

chyna's avatar

make it 3 Dog

PretentiousArtist's avatar

What’s wrong with trix? Can I not relive my childhood?!

syz's avatar

A shot of tequila.

Dog's avatar

Screw beer- I need jd!

rangerr's avatar

HAHAHAHAHAHAH. @johnpowell.

Dog's avatar

Who ever gets it buys everyone a drink!

PretentiousArtist's avatar

Not me, I’m out

Dog's avatar

Lucky Charms!

syz's avatar

Ok, that’s just sad. The millionth quip is “bag of dicks”?

I can only imagine how they’ll try to pretty that up for the grand announcement ;)

Drat, missed it by one!

Dog's avatar

Show me the money!

rangerr's avatar

@syz I started crying from laughing.

PretentiousArtist's avatar

Oh I was out a long time ago

Dog's avatar

HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!

Dog's avatar

I love it! Too freaking funny!

tinyfaery's avatar

How apropos.

phoenyx's avatar

sigh, missed it by one because I was trying to come up with an epic answer.

AstroChuck's avatar

Wonder if there’s going to be a “Bag of Dicks” reward now.

casheroo's avatar

so, it was “bag of dicks” hahaha I hope they make a blog about this.

gymnastchick729's avatar

Wait….. i must have missed something.

delta214's avatar

Since noone answered the question….. You. You will get it.

ubersiren's avatar

How did you pull that off, @johnpowell !?!? Hahaha.. this is hilarious.

asmonet's avatar

I love it, JP.
I really do.

filmfann's avatar

This is terrific! LMFAO

Dog's avatar

lol4rl!!!
Poor Ben!

forestGeek's avatar

haha, the 1 millionth quip rules! Will there be a Fluther “Bag of dicks” party soon?

augustlan's avatar

That’s awesome. :D

arnbev959's avatar

Bag on dicks!

augustlan's avatar

Punch on dicks!

ben's avatar

@johnpowell No worries. If nothing else, it makes for some hilarious lore.

delta214's avatar

Silly questions should be answered ‘Bag of dicks.’ from now on.

Arp's avatar

Only a few hundred to go ^_^

EDIT: nevermind, reading the wrong number XD

Congrats on the bag of dicks :P

talljasperman's avatar

Tag your it.

Dutchess_III's avatar

103. Gettin’ close!

chyna's avatar

You all realize the millionth quip has been met? Now we are nearing the 3 million mark.

Dutchess_III's avatar

105 is the new 3 million.

Dutchess_III's avatar

107 does NOT = 1,000,000!

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