What's your favorite bumper sticker?
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December 29th, 2009
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I don’t personally have bumper stickers on my car, but this morning I was behind a car that had one that said, “well-behaved women seldom make history.” it made me smile :) So I was wondering what is your favorite bumper sticker and why?
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Republicans for Voldemort
Carpe Nocturne: we get stuff done at 3 am
Cher for president yes that is Cher the singer and no I am not ashamed!
Children are for people who can’t have dogs
Blame the deed not the breed – that is my favourite serious one.
After the 2004 election: “Frodo dropped the ring.”
If Obama is the answer, it must of been a stupid question.
“if your not outraged, your not paying attention”
IF I AM NOT DRIVING SAFELY, CALL 1–800-GO TO HELL.
Actual bumper sticker on the back of a semi tractor trailer on I-65 North.
@john65
I love that one always cracks me up
“The more you complain, the longer God lets you live.”
And, from the 2004 election, “Harry Potter for President.”
@john65pennington oh my god that is hilarious!
I like these particular ones:
3 kinds of people: Those who can count and those who can’t
D.A.M.M.- Drunks Against Mad Mothers
Dyslexics of the world, untie!
lol
Love Lonelydragons answer. great answer point.
So many cats…so few recipes (don’t know why I like this one so much as I am a cat lover)
I still miss my Ex…but my aim is getting better.
Practice random kindness and senseless beauty.
I respect your opinion. I just don’t want to hear it.
No yoga, no peace. Find yoga, find peace.
“Whenever you see a rainbow, it means God is having gay sex”. I’ll never forget that, so hilarious.
@Blackberry I’d love to get that bumper sticker. I have a few friends that would appreciate that greatly!
One of my favorites was: “The only Bush I trust is my own”.
Jesus loves you. But he loves me more.
Dog is my copilot
and
Isis! Isis! Ra Ra Ra
“If you love something then set it free, if it doesn’t come back to you then hunt it down and kill it”
If you can read this, you’re following too close.
“Bumper stickers are an ineffectual means of communicating my nuanced views on a variety of issues that cannot be reduced to a single pithy slogan.”
Put down the phone and drive.
homer simpson’s bs
“single n’ sassy”
comic book guy’s bs
“my other car is a millenium falcon”
1979 smashing pumpkins video bs
“proud parents of a D student”
:D
My afro can beat up your honor student.
Recently, I have enjoyed the “Save the Ta Tas” stickers.
Your honor student got pierced by my daughter.
I brake for Jesus.
U.S. out of North America
I really like the offensive ones for some reason. introspection to be had later
One I can’t put up here because of language and the other one is just plain nuts.
I do enjoy the political election ones. Like Picard/Riker 04, Stewart/Colbert 04. We also have some local one that are nice. Keep Louisville Weird is nice. I really like Keep Lexington Lame as well.
That’s a bit like “Nobody For President”.
The campaign went something like:
Nobody can keep you safe!
Nobody can defeat terrorism!
Nobody has all the answers!
Nobody knows what we should do!
“May all your nuclear weapons rust in peace” because it inspired the genius that is Dave Mustaine to create the masterpiece that is “Rust in peace”. Easily one of Megadeth’s best albums.
MERCY KILLINGS KILLINGS KILLINGS!
I just saw the scariest one I’ve ever seen. It said Palin/Coulter 2012”.
@pdworkin I think I am going to be ill now….
I like the simple “Watch out for the idiot behind me!”, but it would look tacky with the skulls on my bumper so I doubt I’ll actually stick it on my car. (Damn impulse purchases!)
Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?
I may be fat, but your ugly I can lose the weight
If Barbie is so popular, why do I have to buy her friends?
F U Cn Rd Ths Cnt Spl Wrth A Dm.
When the going get’s tough, that’s tough I’m going.
I saw a religious one that said, “In the event of Rapture this car will be left unattended.” I’m not religious, but I liked it.
This isn’t a bumper sticker but I thought it was funny anyway. I was driving behind a “honeydipper” truck for a few miles (in traffic). On the back they had their slogan printed: “We’re #1 in a #2 business.”
The Closer You Get…The Slower I Go !
SO….How’s That Hope And Change Workin’ Out For You?
I lived in Miami so of course
“Welcome to America, now speak english.
The little silver fish, but with legs and the word “evolve” inside it. Also my “Starfleet Academy” window decal.
“Fat people are harder to kidnap.” Hilarious! I couldn’t stop laughing when I saw it.
I want one that says I BRAKE FOR TAILGATERS
“Hi, Officer” on a POS that had at least 5 equipment violations.
“I’d rather be shooting yankees.”
With a confederate flag on it.
“PMS- Punish Men Severely”
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@mrentropy
No lie, the other day at a stoplight I saw one car that had the “In Case of Rapture, This Car Will Be Unattended” sticker, right next to another car with “Come the Rapture – We’ll Have the Earth to Ourselves!”
I about died laughing.
Nuke The Whales
People Are Dogs, Too
Dick Cheney Skis in Jeans
it’s true. he’s a self-proclaimed jean-skiier.
“The more I get to know people, the more I love my dog!”
My dog is smarter than your honor student.
And one of my favorites:
My kid slept with your honor student.
“If your going to ride my ass, at least pull my hair!”
@janbb
I am a personal fan of “My kid beat up your honor student”
Gadzooks the 2 i think ties are My drinking team has a racing problem and I go where I am towed.
My buddy saw recently saw a septic truck with the bumper sticker “Turd Hearse” That’s pretty magnificent.
Ooh – that reminds me. My husband saw a honey wagon that said “Yesterday’s Meals on Wheels” on it.
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