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What was the greatest thing before sliced bread?

Asked by Pseudonym (2542points) February 24th, 2010

A jelly just said that Fluther was the greatest thing since sliced bread. This got me wondering: People always say ”...greatest thing since sliced bread.” What about before sliced bread?

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jealoustome's avatar

Indoor plumbing.

ucme's avatar

In France it was the sliced head of the bourgeios.Madame Guillotine.

LuckyGuy's avatar

Um… Matzoh?

BoBo1946's avatar

Which came first, sliced bread or electricity? If electricity, vote for that!

lucillelucillelucille's avatar

“Tickle Me Elmo”...oh wait,that’s the greatest thing EVER! ;)

Dan_DeColumna's avatar

Women. Coincidentally, the worst thing before sliced bread as well. :-)

Steve_A's avatar

Something to cook the bread.

susanc's avatar

Smiling. And before sliced bread, there was precious little of that. Toast was
raggedy. Everyone was looking sad.

CMaz's avatar

Before sliced bread. The Virgin Mother had to show her face in other places.

ucme's avatar

Saw her on some ice cream once.I licked her out though.Mmmm,pistachio.

CMaz's avatar

Why is that sooooo wrong? lol

ucme's avatar

Coz it put a smile on her face right before I wiped it clean?

jeffgoldblumsprivatefacilities's avatar

Having someone slice your bread for you.

grumpyfish's avatar

So, apparently:

It was first sold in 1928, advertised as “the greatest forward step in the baking industry since bread was wrapped.”

(Via wikipedia, via http://www.news.com.au/sliced-bread-a-world-first/story-0-1111116833769 )

Jude's avatar

Chipotle

sferik's avatar

This question is a duplicate. Check out some of the earlier answers.

Val123's avatar

@Symbeline Darn it! I was getting happy feet the closer I was getting to the bottom and didn’t see “Knives”....dratscile.

Berserker's avatar

@Val123 Saying “dratscile” more than makes up for it though. :D

Neizvestnaya's avatar

Female orgasm.

Val123's avatar

@Symbeline It’s all I had! :)

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