how do i get on my best friends girlfriend?

i deleted because it was mean

Well, I mean, why would you want to do something like that? Is s/he r is s/he not your best friend?

thats retarded….your retarded

You don’t, that’s the best way to ruin a friendship, let your friend have his happiness (assuming s/he’s happy)

that’s screw up! You don’t do that shit. Find a chick on your own….

You make a crude suggestion to her and see if she’s interested. If she’s not, you then post about it on Fluther and ask how you can ever live without her. Then when he finds out, you post on Fluther about how you were just being reasonable and your friend is all upset and you were hoping he woudln’t find out and were you just looking for trouble?

make sure he’s mistreating her (neglect, abuse). That is official green light. If he cheats on her and u know about it, go for it. If she shows and has showed serious interest in you. Final criteria, make sure you not inthe middleof a manic episode.

You don’t

I really don’t. Friends girlfriends/x’es are off-limits always! Is she really worth it if it ruins the friendship you and your friend have?