If you could customise the horn sound on your car, what would you replace it with?

“Ahem!”

Ice cram truck bells.

The theme from Jaws.

A sample of “Macho Man” by The Village People. That should make people get out of the way, toot sweet.

“Beep beep, beep beep, yeah!”

The sound of a crying baby.

Some kind of machine gun sound.

Fog-horn

A loud male opera singer’s note.

Lion’s roar.

I drive a Saab Wagon, it’d be cool to replace the horn with the sound of an engine from a 69 Chevelle SS.

The sound of a bleating sheep! ;-)

The Sanford and Son theme song.

A goose honk!

Waaaaaank…...!

A kazoo.

The sound of a Fender Strat fed through a Wah Wah peddle into a Marshal Stack!
“WAH WAAAAAAH”!!

Exclamations in the voice of Lil Jon.

My mother-in-laws screeching loud voice.

Air horns from a freight train. They’re serious attention getters.

My horn would be programmed with a baritone .wav that said: “Move out of the left lane, you slow, selfish, pointless fuck”.

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=8243293369792570200#docid=4490747924769498310

A frieght train.

Actually, I think I might when I get my car.

Gojira’s roar.

The full sound effects of a steam locomotive at maximum speed blowing its whistle loud.

I have always wanted the “La Cucaracha” horn you sometimes hear in movies!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0vwgOMgyk0E

“Hey, fuckwad! I’m driving here!”... at 120 decibels. Either that or some sort of weapons-grade sonic weapon.

After nearly getting creamed the other day by someone not paying attention and doing a lane-change even though they could’ve rolled down their window and opened my back door, and continuing despite my laying on the horn, I don’t know if sound is sufficient though, short of a window-shattering sonic boom.

Locomotive.

My parents had a friend from Texas with a big truck, Texas flags and a horn with 20 sound effects. @dynamicduo He had “La Cucaracha”!

Mine would say “Take this cigarette butt and shove it up your ass”.

The mythical pants-crapping tune of Brown note. Of course, my car would have to be insulated against the sound.

@Drawkward Holy cow good to see ya around.

I once heard the brown noise. It doesn’t give the effects that have been glamorized, but you can definitely tell when you’ve heard it.

@boots I’m around from time to time.
Anyways, I never really believed that it had such power. Or at least I hoped it doesnt.

One of these.

I did, it now sounds like a bugling elk.

the brown note.

@ragingloli Around here, that would almost be redundant. At least once a day, someone in front of me does something that nearly accomplishes the same thing.

The sound of a horn on a 1960 Oldsmobile. Two tone and LOUD!