How do you define yourself, in a nutshell?

Crickety, laughing, caring, woman.

Grandma

a lover of all things in the realms of psychology, the arts, and literature.

Just like it says in my profile here on Fluther: I’m honest to a fault and what you see is what you get. Even though I tend to be sarcastic more often than not, I’m also sincere and direct when I need to be and I might just turn out to be one of the most straightforward and likeable people you have ever come across.

A cracked nut, with a piece of paper on the inside that reads “Mahogany”.

Calm on top of the water, paddling light hell underwater. Curious, serious, silly. Sarcastic, especially when I’m tired or angry. More complex than some may think.

*queer*   /kwɪər/

1.strange or odd from a conventional viewpoint; unusually different; singular
2. of a questionable nature or character; suspicious; shady
3. not feeling physically right or well; giddy, faint, or qualmish
4. mentally unbalanced or deranged
5. Slang: Disparaging and Offensive .a.homosexual b.effeminate; unmanly.

Badass.

Skeptic.

I need to add curious. I just learned what hamentashen is.

Bare-footed, energy-driven.
Disliking bullshit.
Slightly naive.
Simple.

@faye Yes, but did you know that tashen is Yiddish for pockets, whereas in Hebrew they are called Ozneihaman – Haman’s ears?

I don’t.

Small and claustrophobic.

I am the master of mediocrity.
I’m a jack of all trades and a master of none.
I know a little about everything and a lot about nothing.
I struggle to generate an original thought to no avail.
I search for truth but discover my own misfortune.

@seazen Now I do, thanks!

I’m a Melville that strives and struggles to be a Hemingway. I fall in love with everyone I ever meet, and I keep them in my heart and mind forever. Weird things happen to me a lot, but I’m okay with that because it gives me something to write about. I sometimes think that I belong in a different era- when the world was much bigger- because I have this unshakable desire to put on a pith helmet, load up a vintage rifle, and disappear into the wilderness somewhere. I maintain a tough-guy image on the internet, because toughness helped me defeat depression and anxiety, but in reality, I’m a very emotional person and I cry much more easily than a hardy boy of my age should, though I don’t see this as a fault. I am earnest to a fault, though my beliefs change with the weather.

Basically, I am the sum of ever-changing ideas and feelings in the periphery of a core that is made of pure emotion, confusion, and conflicting confidence.

Complete failure.

Generally serious, with a quirky, silly, nutty side. I’m also reliable, almost always on time, and a good listener.

understanding, quirky, mildly self indulgent, random, honest, confused, naive, odd, classic

Allergy, sneezing fits, ca…..ca…ca….cashewww!! Told you :¬)

ENTJ pretty well sums me up. Fairly outgoing and use a combination of intuition and logic to make judgement calls.

I don’t, not if I want people to properly understand what I’m getting at.

I feel very confined when I’m in a nutshell. ;-0

@Nullo, I think your old profile information did a rather poetically nice job, actually, but that’s just me.

@Fiddle_Playing_Creole_Bastard Aw, shucks!

wonderer…

Weird but wonderful!

Engineer

Neffie.

unique, compassionate…......

Selfless.

Sensual, genuine, feisty, stubborn

undefinable

@janbb: GA However, I would like to add that you are wonderful, friendly, funny and intelligent. Those should start the list, but I don’t think we have enough space to finish the list! :)

Gee thanks, sweetie!

Sexy Bubby?

I’m an ambulant pile of utensils.

As the idea man.

I cannot figure out what the question was from the juxtaposition of the last two answers.