I would not pay more than _____ for a _____?

I would not pay more than $99 for a pair of jeans.

I would not pay more than $10,000.00 for a hit out on the pope.

I would not pay more than € 347.0500 for $ 500.

I would not pay more than $30 for an unlimited data plan from Verizon. Wait….what?

There goes the era of the smartphone. Let’s start the wifi push again. Oh, and did I mention… f&%k them.

…....small fine….quick grope of Angie Jolie’s beaver.

I will not pay more than $0.50 for a party invitation.

I would not pay more than 99 cents for a burrito on Taco Bell’s 99 cent menu.

I would not pay more than 99 cents for any single item at the 99 Cent Only Store.

I will never pay more than $20 for a movie ticket.

OR!!! I will never pay more than $2 for a bottle of water.

wait I’ve done that already, crap.

I would never pay more than $15 for a movie ticket. Unless it’s in 4D.

I will never pay more than 99 cents for a $1 bill.

I would not pay more than 1¢ for a piece of penny candy.

I would not pay more than 99 cents for a song.

Damn you, iTunes! shakes fist at heavens

I would not pay more than $20 so i can some In N Out!

I would not pay more than $5.00 for a coffee drink, no matter how much gunk is in it or on it.

I will not pay more than $2.40 for crappy Big K club soda. This price hike to $2.58 is ridiculous!!! And puzzling, since the lime flavored crap is still $2.34 – only the regular stuff is more expensive, despite being cheaper to make.

I will not pay one thin dime more for a veggie Subway sandwich to get avocado added to it, even though the avocado should automatically come with it in the first place. It is after all a veggie sandwich and the avocado should be there to replace the meat that I am not getting. Sheesh!

$2.00 for a gallon of gas…uh, oh!

I would not pay more than 100 bugs for a fun and amusement place.

@Kardamom You do not no how pissed I was about being charged more for a damn avocado.