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What are some lines from movies that make you laugh every time you hear them or think of them?

Asked by jca (29283 points ) June 25th, 2011

What lines from movies make you laugh every time you hear them or think of them?

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jaytkay's avatar

And stop calling me Shirley!

marinelife's avatar

You should have bought the squirrel.

gasman's avatar

Put… the candle… back!

Dutchess_III's avatar

Robin Hood…“Excuse me…is that yor finga’?”

Kardamom's avatar

Frau Blucher! Neiiiiiiiiigggggghhhhh!

tp's avatar

Dad with amnesia** “Good night sweetheart” says to daughters boyfriend, gives kiss on the head, boy is puzzled “Good night sir?” Dad with amnesia “Good night son!” shakes daughters hand *girl: ....... l:

tp's avatar

lol i am cracking up now!!!!!!!

mazingerz88's avatar

“Leave the gun, bring the Cannoli.” – The Godfather

“You know Basic Instinct? That terrorized every man in America!” – Sleepless in Seattle

“You want a movie. You want to fall in love in a movie.” – Sleepless in Seattle

“You can’t handle the truth!” – A Few Good Men

jonsblond's avatar

Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.

Hypocrisy_Central's avatar

“Those aren’t PILLOWS!!”

jonsblond's avatar

Grandma Helen: Oh Sam, let me take a look at you. Fred, she’s gotten her boobies.
Grandpa Fred: I better get my magnifying glass. Ha Ha Ha.
Grandma Helen: Oh, and they are so PERKY.

Sixteen Candles

Kardamom's avatar

Do I make you horny baby?

jca's avatar

From Throw Momma from the Train: “Who are you?” “Owen’s friend.” “No you’re not. Owen doesn’t have any friends.”

From Little Miss Sunshine: (after the dance scene where she danced to Super Freak) – “Who taught you those moves?” “My grandpa.” “Oh, that’s nice. Where’s your grandpa now?” “In the trunk of our car.”

jca's avatar

From Sideways: I will not drink Merlot!”

woodcutter's avatar

Fog: “Wh- where did you learn to negotiate like that?”......President Lindburg: “I wonder”

Kayak8's avatar

Mawwaige . . . . OR
Hello, My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

King_Pariah's avatar

First one that came to mind

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RWpU8sX10_4

been watching way too much bob hope.

filmfann's avatar

That moment in The Producers when Zero Mostel drops Gene Wilder and screams, with all consuming greed: Ooh, I want that money!

Michael_Huntington's avatar

Frank: It’s the same old story. Boy finds girl, boy loses girl, girl finds boy, boy forgets girl, boy remembers girl, girls dies in a tragic blimp accident over the Orange Bowl on New Year’s Day.
Jane: Goodyear?
Frank: No, the worst.

whitenoise's avatar

“Does your little dug bite?” Peter Sellers

“What is the air speed velocity of a laden swallow?” Terry Gilliam

Mexicanamerican's avatar

Garth, marriage is the punishment for shop lifting in some countries!!

FutureMemory's avatar

From Spies Like Us, as they’re being ambushed by a squad of ninjas:

Dan Akroyd: “For god’s sake, man! Show some balls!”

Chevy Chase: “I think it’s a little late to impress them.”

Joker94's avatar

Anything from Anchorman.
“Why don’t you go back to your home on Whore Island!”
“I’m encased in a glass box of emotion!”
“It smells like Bigfoot’s dick!”

Symbeline's avatar

You made a reservation under the name ’‘king of the swing’’?

Of course my horse!

Hostel

Tsk. Well it’s official! You have just wasted most of my fuckin’ day! It’s lunchtime already!

House of a Thousand Corpses…and just about everything else captain Spaulding says.

We got this, man! We got this by the ass!

Dawn of the Dead

You gotta be fuckin’ kiddin’ me!

Child’s Play 3

Well pretty soon I’ll have to lay off the fuckin’ booze Steel, because there won’t fuckin’ be any of it fuckin’ left!

Day of the Dead

Buncha YOYOS!

Night of the Living Dead

Get to da choppah!

Predator

I AM evil! Old sluts! ’‘laugh”

Conan the Barbarian

Are you accusin’ me of fucking a chicken, motherfucker!?

The Devil’s Rejects

jonsblond's avatar

@Symbeline For you:

“Stupid cunt, there aint any bullets in this gun. That’s just fucking mind power.”

” I could really go for some tooty fuckin’ fruity.”

(I love Baby) =)

Symbeline's avatar

There is no fuckin’ ice cream in your fuckin’ future!

Thanks, I love that tooty fruity scene lol. :)

Others I love but aren’t so ’‘funny’’;

Boy, the next thing that comes out of your mouth better be some brilliant Mark Twain shit, cuz’ it’s definitely gettin’ chisseled on your tombstone.

I am the Devil, and I’ve come to do the Devil’s work.

…maybe sometimes I take movies too seriously…

jca's avatar

From National Lampoon’s Vacation: Daddy says I’m the best kisser!

jonsblond's avatar

“Anyway, like I was sayin’, shrimp is the fruit of the sea. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. Dey’s uh, shrimp-kabobs, shrimp creole, shrimp gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There’s pineapple shrimp, lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp, shrimp soup, shrimp stew, shrimp salad, shrimp and potatoes, shrimp burger, shrimp sandwich. That- that’s about it.”

Bellatrix's avatar

Birdie Num Num

Schroedes13's avatar

Chancho, sometimes a man has to wear stretchy pants in his room….it’s for fun!

They all think I don’t know a butt load about the Bible, but I do!

Would you like to join me in my quarters for some toast?

Why have you never been baptized? I never got around to it, ok?

All Nacho Libre quotes….so funny!

emeraldisles's avatar

the guy in the princess bride who ends up saying’‘inconceivable’’.I don’t know why but the way he says it just cracks me up. I find that movie to be really funny.

Bellatrix's avatar

“Puss in Boots!” When he first introduces himself in that wonderful accent.

I just love Puss in Boots…

Symbeline's avatar

Not from a movie, but from a video game, and I really just have to share…

Who built all this shit?

I’m not your mommy, asshole.

Splatterhouse is awesome.

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