It's so hot right now that...?
For example, it’s so hot that my superglue just took 3 times longer than normal to cool.
Or, it’s so hot that, even at night, my hard candy has melted into a chewy, gooey mess (true story).
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I already told this story, but I still think it’s pretty fun. It’s so hot that the local news team managed to bake chocolate chip cookies by leaving the dough in a car for 2 hours. It’s also so hot that I took it upon myself to walk right into the koi pond in my backyard this afternoon, and probably scared the crap out of the fish.
It’s so hot, the squirrels in NYC went to a movie just to cool off their nuts.
@Aethelflaed I want to do it just for the simple fact that my car interior will smell phenomenal afterward.
@ANef_is_Enuf Indeed. Mine could use a little help after transporting so much from the garden store and then not cleaning it…
In June, 1999 I had chills and fever from a strep throat. I got into my car, and it was about 120º inside. I had the chills so bad that the 120º felt like a warm blanket on New Year’s Eve.
It is so hot, that the rubber around my toothbrush melted onto my car seat after being left there for a couple of hours.
It’s so hot right now that I’d take a bath in Satan’s stove just to cool the fuck off.
This heat is ridiculous.
It’s so hot that I’ve applied with the Solar System to trade orbits with Mars.
It’s actually not that hot where I am. 95 degrees :)
It’s so hot right now that I am thankful all those who should not be out in shorts and speghetti tops aren’t but at home stuffing themselves with Hagen Daas
It was so hot here that two major branches of my tree broke off and fell into the street. I had to have the whole tree removed. After 20 years of having lovely shade in my front yard, I really miss it. It feels like a desert out there.
@Brian1946 Oh, its 4 AM. But during the day it is 95 degrees. Right now its 78 degrees.
It’s so hot that my butt crack sweat soaks through to the outside.
…I might be able to go outside without wearing a coat.
I could fry an egg on my buttocks…..only kidding, just my little yolk.
….that i can’t be bothered to get up and check the thermometer.
I’m hooking my boat up to the car in one hour and blasting off to Wisconsin for a week of wake boarding, snorkeling, swimming and floating on rafts!! The hotter the better! YES!!!!
…I don’t even feel like eating.
And I never feel too warm to eat, usually.
…that Milo looks like a Salvador Dali watch.
. . . that I can’t bear to get into the roasting hot car.
We already have an Answer Of The Day on Fluther?
If so, @gailcalled‘s must be it (if not, then too)!
It’s so hot getting splash-back from the toilet is welcome and refreshing!
(Actually, I am in the SF Bay Area, where it is lovely. We are going to the Zoo and the Beach)
It’s so hot right now that chickens are laying fried eggs.
It’s only 82F today!! Woo!
It’s so hot right now that the Amish are buying air conditioners.
I just posted these a few days ago on Facebook. They are all true:
It’s so hot, my cat tried to jump in the pool when my daughter and I were swimming.
It’s so hot, I’m buying cases of water instead of Old Milwaukee for my husband.
It’s so hot, my 17 year old son wanted to go shopping with me at Walmart.
It’s so hot that my trumpet was warmed up before I even touched it!
72 degrees here. Aww yeah.
It’s so hot out that I can spit on the ground and make a dust plume.
It’s so hot, that the AC broke.
It’s so hot right now that baking bread doesn’t require turning the oven on.
@ANef_is_Enuf It’s also so hot that I took it upon myself to walk right into the koi pond in my backyard this afternoon, and probably scared the crap out of the fish. Maybe you just scared the carp out of of the Koi.
It’s so hot, I took 3 showers since morning. And plan to take another before going to bed.
The wax polish on my shiny black leather men’s dress shoes is turning into road tar.
It’s so hot right now that Mother Earth is sticking a finger to the Sun right this second.
It’s so hot right now that Satan is buying more heaters to keep Hell’s record as the hottest spot ever.
It’s so hot right now that not even the element of Fire would not dare light up out there.
It’s so hot right now that right n….ow ….my sylla…bles…are ….evap………or………….
@mazingerz88 Awesome. :)
It’s so hot right now that I don’t stand a chance. XD
So hot that I don’t even need a lighter to brurn my joint.
@KatetheGreat Damn druggie.
I mean…got some more o’ dat shit, ya?
Come on over, babe. I’m Rollin in it
I’ll let you play with my tentacles too ;)
@woodcutter The Brylcreem glistens, my shoes shine——That’s the only way to be cool in this scorching heat! Hehe.
Now don’t go cutting down any more trees with yer chainsaw woodcutter! Them trees cool the earth ya know. ;)
@KatetheGreat said; “So hot that I don’t even need a lighter to brurn my joint” it appears your typing is slurred already. Yes I’m jealous of that buzz you got goin
@MRSHINYSHOES says; “Now don’t go cutting down any more trees with yer chainsaw woodcutter! Them trees cool the earth ya know.” ;)
True ,but they sure keep yer ass warm in the winter :D
@woodcutter I like burning asses, esp. perdy little asses. :3
@woodcutter My room?? That’s where I get perdy little asses. lol
that sounds wrong….for some reason.
@woodcutter Lol. Um, correction——in the singular, not plural. Now it’s not that wrong, right?
It’s so hot right now that..I am skinny dipping in a hot cauldron of boiling oil and I am FREEZING!!!
@MRSHINYSHOES Hmmmm, I don’t know man….lookin like some serious back pedaling going on right there.
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