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Scenario: You are on death row with your appetite in tact. What would you order for your final meal?

Asked by smilingheart1 (6439points) August 16th, 2011

If there is a salad included, hopefully you would go for the full fat salad dressing!

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marinelife's avatar

A whole Maine lobster with drawn butter, corn on the cob, sliced tomatoes. For dessert, a really good, dense new york cheesecake.

SavoirFaire's avatar

Surf and turf with a hemlock chaser.

Adirondackwannabe's avatar

A pizza with everything, some of those french fries fried in duck fat, and a diet coke. I second cheesecake for dessert.

Lightlyseared's avatar

Something light. I hate being electrocuted on a full stomach.

ucme's avatar

A shit load of peanuts!!
Rather go out pissing myself laughing thanks ;¬}

Cruiser's avatar

Chocolate cake with ExLax Frosting…payback is a bitch!

Blackberry's avatar

A big-mac. Lol.
Just kidding. Home made lobster and shrimp risotto with a side of filet mignon.

King_Pariah's avatar

Castor oil and un-popped popcorn, that way when I get electrocuted I go pop from all the popcorn!

wundayatta's avatar

Some Thai food with really scorching hot peppers all over the place.

Boy am I glad I won’t be around when my sphincter lets loose!

Paul's avatar

Some sweet humble pie. Don’t want to make a big deal out of my death.

Hypocrisy_Central's avatar

I am going to be dead, what good would be a final meal? To make a messy autopsy? I would tell them to give that to some poor hungry person here that was going to be living. I would not waste good food when i will not be alive long enought to really digest it.

janbb's avatar

A really great cheeseburger, homemade French fries and a vanilla shake.

smilingheart1's avatar

@Hypocrisy_Central, oh do something nice for yourself for a change. Order your fav. meal and chew it real slow.

rebbel's avatar

A Finnish.

smilingheart1's avatar

TURKEY dinner with stuffing. Not only is it my fav. meal but seems kind of fitting to the situation I would be in.

marinelife's avatar

@rebbel hat’s a Finnish?

rebbel's avatar

@marinelife It’s from a question from yesterday.

gondwanalon's avatar

I’ll just have a couple of big bottles of Irish whisky.

Blackberry's avatar

@FutureMemory Oh hell fuckinshitballstothewall yeah!

efritz's avatar

A buffet table of asian food, a couple pints of Ben and Jerry’s Whirled Piece ice cream, french silk pie, and mozzarella sticks.

FutureMemory's avatar

@Blackberry Haha not only is Thai food the shit, Thai women can be really freakin beautiful…I remember asking a waitress once if she was married…(very unlike me, hah).

Lightlyseared's avatar

A plate of naga viper chillis to share with the guards.

zenvelo's avatar

Maine Lobster Fried Rice, Hunan onion cakes, Henry’s Special from Henry’s Hunan, pea sprouts, and egg rolls from the hole in the wall place we got them when I was a kid.

mazingerz88's avatar

My lawyer’s severed head. Plus some napkins.

marinelife's avatar

@rebbel Now we know how you got on death row!

Macaria's avatar

I would order a huge portion of shellfish, because that would make me too ill the next day to be executed.

deni's avatar

The best free range organic grass fed steak in the WORLD. A side of buttery broccoli and cauliflower, and really good mashed potatoes. With a salad. And my moms apple pie with vanilla ice cream.

Berserker's avatar

Big fat bloody steak, and six pack of beer. Or a bottle of wine, if they don’t give me beer.

filmfann's avatar

A Caesar Salad with Blue Cheese, a thick cut of prime rib, garlic potatoes, mud pie (an ice cream dessert I make), and four big bottles of Coke and two packs of Mentos.
The last bit is just for a little fun after dinner.

OpryLeigh's avatar

Fish and Chips with curry sauce.

janbb's avatar

@Leanne1986 Sounds good to me!

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