What is the best way to flirt on fluther?

Ask @FutureMemory.

Throw bits of grass at them and when they stare at you, stick out your tongue and run away.

Subtly, privately, tersely and originally.

@gailcalled Be still my beating heart! Terse? Thump-thump!

“Wanna fuck?”

Just be careful, some of those “cute girls” might be guys. (Not that there’s anything wrong with that.)

@rebbel I thought you’d never ask.

Haha. You’re silly.
Just be nice. XD

I just seduce people, it seems to work.

like ^her^

I love this question.

@XOIIO You couldn’t even seduce a cat.

Milo here; ^^ Don’t be too sure.

Thanks for backing my up @gailcalled XD

Ask @FutureMemory. LOL LOL The love guru/resident horndog. Har har

@XOIIO: Backing your “what” up?

@gailcalled Whatever you want, baby ;)

PM them @Eggie and strike up a chat.

Threaten to make them your sex slave :-p

LOL @HungryGuy.

One more suggestion… Don’t take @HungryGuy‘s advice. XD

Get their attention with some playful banter in the Social posts and if they respond then move to PM’s.

@AshLeigh did you get that PM, too?

@ANef_is_Enuf….. MAYBE. ;)

Offer to be their sex slave.

<Disclaimer Mode>For the record, I’ve never PM’d anyone who didn’t initiate contact with me first, either in a direct @reply in a Question thread, or by Following me, or by sending me a PM first, etc.<Disclaimer Mode/>

^I’m sorry, I was just kidding.

^That was the real reason for my reference. lol. I totally remember that.

@FutureMemory… That made my day. XD

Whoa, there. People flirt on Fluther?

drop your orange prison pants to your ankles.

I gave it up for Lent.

Say, “Hey, want to see a pic of my tits?”

Show those bitches some sensitivity. Bitches love sensitivity.

@Joker94, we also love being called bitches. ;)

@Joker94 LOL!

Make those bitches feel real special.

Actually… Now that I think about it… I prefer Wench. >.<

yeah, I usually just call women “sluts” or “whores.” They seem to think that’s real sweet.

show how talented you are at making shadow puppets..

@cockswain, bitches probably think you’re a real sweetheart. Man, you’re such a charmer. XD

Well…

<—- This slutty bitch likes flirting with a lot of jellies. Flirting on Fluther is easy, unless you get all skeevy about it…

Money always helps too. I offered @Adirondackwannabe a tidy sum to molest me. Although I’m still waiting; perhaps he lost interest.

use of chocolate works

@AshLeigh Knew it!
@cockswain You’ve got the right idea.

@WillWorkForChocolate Here’s a challenge. We each get two hours to see if we can make the other say uncle while they’re tied to the bed. Anything goes.

@Adirondackwannabe No, I’m sorry; it’s too late. It’s been months since it was originally offered and I’m hurt and confused and all traumatized and stuff.

Hey @WillWorkForChocolate, you have a wicked body, can we meet some time?

@WillWorkForChocolate Ok, How about some flowers, a foot massage, a back rub, a nice dinner, and a cuddle.

@Adirondackwannabe Sounds wonderful :) When can you come by?

My methods are unorthodox.

That was never actually a problem here, though.

The only one who I truly flirt with is ^^. I think that she is awesome. It’s friendly flirting.

I have no interest in knocking boots with anyone. I love my partner.

@WillWorkForChocolate You’ve got some competition.

Subtlety, privacy, succinctness and originality bite the dust.

@Adirondackwannabe and @FutureMemory Settle down, gentlemen. There’s enough chocolate for the both of ya, lol. Especially if flowers, dinner and backrubs are involved. Don’t touch my feet, though. <shudder> Tomorrow at 8 PM sound good? Great! Somebody bring champagne.

Chloroform

^^ lmao

I have one of these, I get lunch, coffee, and mid-afternoon Belgian chocolate sampling with chocolate milk with @WillWorkForChocolate, maybe? Interesting…....

You build models ships?

@Eggie Do make sure you know the sex of the flirtee and age could be an important factor also if you don’t want to get into jailbait situations <cough @XOIIO cough>. If all else fails, give her a puppy. Girls like puppies.

@Blueroses Oh, you know you love it, and I’m legal in Canada/Alaska

Still got your email, btw ;)

^^ Haha. Canada AND Alaska. Oh man oh man!

@AshLeigh Don’t worry, I’m sure @Blueroses Will share me with you ;)

@XOIIO… Or you’ll share @Blueroses woth me. XD
Joking. Don’t freak out @Blueroses. I’m only creepin’ a little.

Two’s a party, three’s an even hotter party ;)

see? @WillWorkForChocolate You’re never around when the group scene starts. That’ll teach you to have a life.

^^ Agreed.

<—- Single. Just saying.

@Imadethisupwithnoforethought, the more the merrier. XD

@Jude how the hell does a person manage to flirt with ONE jelly? I’m lucky if I can narrow it down to like.. 15.

@ANef_is_Enuf Better make that 16, baby ;)

22 if you count my other personalities

I don’t flirt with minors.

Fair Enuf

@ANef_is_Enuf, don’t lie. You flirted with me earlier. ;)

Aha!

@AshLeigh That wasn’t flirting. I was trying to help you. That’s totally different.
However, I will flirt with you when you turn 18. :)

@ANef_is_Enuf See you in april

@ANef_is_Enuf, I’m kidding, silly. :P
Looking forward to April of 2013 though. ;)

@XOIIO @Blueroses Oh, you know you love it, and I’m legal in Canada/Alaska Maine, Oklahoma, Kansas, Nebraska, S. Dakota, Montana, Minnesota, Michigan, Illinois, Ohio, Kentucky, New Hampshire, Massachusetts, Alabama, Mississippi, Louisiana, Texas (booo booo), New Mexico, Colorado, Nevada, Georgia, S. & N. Carolina, Rhode Island, Maryland, Pennsylvania, New York, and Vermont……less I missed any….

@Hypocrisy_Central Perfect! Just what I need!

@XOIIO link

On the contrary, I have several jellies under the table with my seduction

@XOIIO I said when @AshLeigh turns 18. :\

@ANef_is_Enuf Oh, you took that seriously? Ha, haha, ha. Like I would stoop to your level.

lol

@XOIIO link

^lol.

lol

If only they were delusions

Now, I’m off to feed my pirannahwasps with the paperboy.

Aggressively

^Yes ma’am.

@augustlan I uploaded this especially for you.

^^ lol

Since my first post way way up near the top was modded, I’ll give it another shot:

Women don’t like being invited to meet in person simply based on the attractiveness of their avatars. Anyone trying to meet Fluther women should try talking to them like human beings, rather than sending them random PM’s complimenting their breasts.

Sez the guy ^ ^ ^ with the booby avatar. And, yes, I’m enjoying the irony of me saying that! XP

Um, I think you guys may have frightened @Eggie away…

@Eggie might have frightened me away…

Damnit, I had to go to bed just when the big fun started and guys started posting pictures of Raquel Welch’s boobies! Damn my bed for calling my name!

I tend to steer clear of the creepy creeps.

My methods suck.

@Ayesha What part of your methods are you referring to?

@Adirondackwannabe I meant in general, the ‘trying’ part basically. Doesn’t quite help me get anywhere. Well at least the responses seem to tell me so.
I think I need to learn some new methods, oh well.

@Adirondackwannabe You dirty boy!

@janbb Oh god, I just realized how that sounded. That was meant to be an innocent question.

@Adirondackwannabe Don’t worry, I got it the first time.

@Ayesha Thanks. I did mean it innocently but it can be looked at in ways that will end up with me behind bars. My apologies.

Sorry if I was too quick on the uptake!

@janbb No problem, I phrased it poorly. Fortunately Ayesha’s a good sport. It’s actually kind of funny.

@Adirondackwannabe No problem.
Good laugh.

Any way that doesn’t annoy other people.

Attend the nekked pancake parties.

@erichw1504 Where are those held?

@wundayatta : at IHONP, of course… ;-P

Actually, don’t.

@JilltheTooth International House of Neolithic Pleistocenes?

Scratch that. I’ve moved beyond the one. The jelly that I listed above is still in full effect. And now I have new crush. Nef.. Hot damn!