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What is the best way to flirt on fluther?

Asked by Eggie (5163 points ) September 18th, 2011

I have seen some pretty cute avatars of girls on fluther and I would just like to get some tips on how to get a date with one of these fluther beauties…

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ANef_is_Enuf's avatar

Ask @FutureMemory.

wundayatta's avatar

Throw bits of grass at them and when they stare at you, stick out your tongue and run away.

gailcalled's avatar

Subtly, privately, tersely and originally.

wundayatta's avatar

@gailcalled Be still my beating heart! Terse? Thump-thump!

rebbel's avatar

“Wanna fuck?”

janbb's avatar

Just be careful, some of those “cute girls” might be guys. (Not that there’s anything wrong with that.)

janbb's avatar

@rebbel I thought you’d never ask.

AshLeigh's avatar

Haha. You’re silly.
Just be nice. XD

XOIIO's avatar

I just seduce people, it seems to work.

like ^her^

KateTheGreat's avatar

I love this question.

@XOIIO You couldn’t even seduce a cat.

gailcalled's avatar

Milo here; ^^ Don’t be too sure.

XOIIO's avatar

Thanks for backing my up @gailcalled XD

Hypocrisy_Central's avatar

Ask @FutureMemory. LOL LOL The love guru/resident horndog. Har har

gailcalled's avatar

@XOIIO: Backing your “what” up?

XOIIO's avatar

@gailcalled Whatever you want, baby ;)

SpatzieLover's avatar

PM them @Eggie and strike up a chat.

HungryGuy's avatar

Threaten to make them your sex slave :-p

AshLeigh's avatar

One more suggestion… Don’t take @HungryGuy‘s advice. XD

Neizvestnaya's avatar

Get their attention with some playful banter in the Social posts and if they respond then move to PM’s.

ANef_is_Enuf's avatar

@AshLeigh did you get that PM, too?

AshLeigh's avatar

@ANef_is_Enuf….. MAYBE. ;)

Adirondackwannabe's avatar

Offer to be their sex slave.

HungryGuy's avatar

<Disclaimer Mode>For the record, I’ve never PM’d anyone who didn’t initiate contact with me first, either in a direct @reply in a Question thread, or by Following me, or by sending me a PM first, etc.<Disclaimer Mode/>

ANef_is_Enuf's avatar

^I’m sorry, I was just kidding.

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ANef_is_Enuf's avatar

^That was the real reason for my reference. lol. I totally remember that.

AshLeigh's avatar

@FutureMemory… That made my day. XD

bob_'s avatar

Whoa, there. People flirt on Fluther?

blueiiznh's avatar

drop your orange prison pants to your ankles.

janbb's avatar

I gave it up for Lent.

cockswain's avatar

Say, “Hey, want to see a pic of my tits?”

Joker94's avatar

Show those bitches some sensitivity. Bitches love sensitivity.

AshLeigh's avatar

@Joker94, we also love being called bitches. ;)

cockswain's avatar

@Joker94 LOL!

Make those bitches feel real special.

AshLeigh's avatar

Actually… Now that I think about it… I prefer Wench. >.<

cockswain's avatar

yeah, I usually just call women “sluts” or “whores.” They seem to think that’s real sweet.

blueiiznh's avatar

show how talented you are at making shadow puppets..

AshLeigh's avatar

@cockswain, bitches probably think you’re a real sweetheart. Man, you’re such a charmer. XD

WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

Well…

<—- This slutty bitch likes flirting with a lot of jellies. Flirting on Fluther is easy, unless you get all skeevy about it…

Money always helps too. I offered @Adirondackwannabe a tidy sum to molest me. Although I’m still waiting; perhaps he lost interest.

blueiiznh's avatar

use of chocolate works

Joker94's avatar

@AshLeigh Knew it!
@cockswain You’ve got the right idea.

Adirondackwannabe's avatar

@WillWorkForChocolate Here’s a challenge. We each get two hours to see if we can make the other say uncle while they’re tied to the bed. Anything goes.

WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

@Adirondackwannabe No, I’m sorry; it’s too late. It’s been months since it was originally offered and I’m hurt and confused and all traumatized and stuff.

FutureMemory's avatar

Hey @WillWorkForChocolate, you have a wicked body, can we meet some time?

Adirondackwannabe's avatar

@WillWorkForChocolate Ok, How about some flowers, a foot massage, a back rub, a nice dinner, and a cuddle.

FutureMemory's avatar

@Adirondackwannabe Sounds wonderful :) When can you come by?

Symbeline's avatar

My methods are unorthodox.

That was never actually a problem here, though.

Jude's avatar

The only one who I truly flirt with is ^^. I think that she is awesome. It’s friendly flirting.

I have no interest in knocking boots with anyone. I love my partner.

Adirondackwannabe's avatar

@WillWorkForChocolate You’ve got some competition.

gailcalled's avatar

Subtlety, privacy, succinctness and originality bite the dust.

WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

@Adirondackwannabe and @FutureMemory Settle down, gentlemen. There’s enough chocolate for the both of ya, lol. Especially if flowers, dinner and backrubs are involved. Don’t touch my feet, though. <shudder> Tomorrow at 8 PM sound good? Great! Somebody bring champagne.

XOIIO's avatar

Chloroform

Hypocrisy_Central's avatar

I have one of these, I get lunch, coffee, and mid-afternoon Belgian chocolate sampling with chocolate milk with @WillWorkForChocolate, maybe? Interesting…....

FutureMemory's avatar

You build models ships?

Blueroses's avatar

@Eggie Do make sure you know the sex of the flirtee and age could be an important factor also if you don’t want to get into jailbait situations <cough @XOIIO cough>. If all else fails, give her a puppy. Girls like puppies.

XOIIO's avatar

@Blueroses Oh, you know you love it, and I’m legal in Canada/Alaska

Still got your email, btw ;)

AshLeigh's avatar

^^ Haha. Canada AND Alaska. Oh man oh man!

XOIIO's avatar

@AshLeigh Don’t worry, I’m sure @Blueroses Will share me with you ;)

AshLeigh's avatar

@XOIIO… Or you’ll share @Blueroses woth me. XD
Joking. Don’t freak out @Blueroses. I’m only creepin’ a little.

XOIIO's avatar

Two’s a party, three’s an even hotter party ;)

Blueroses's avatar

see? @WillWorkForChocolate You’re never around when the group scene starts. That’ll teach you to have a life.

AshLeigh's avatar

^^ Agreed.

Imadethisupwithnoforethought's avatar

<—- Single. Just saying.

AshLeigh's avatar

@Imadethisupwithnoforethought, the more the merrier. XD

ANef_is_Enuf's avatar

@Jude how the hell does a person manage to flirt with ONE jelly? I’m lucky if I can narrow it down to like.. 15.

XOIIO's avatar

@ANef_is_Enuf Better make that 16, baby ;)

22 if you count my other personalities

ANef_is_Enuf's avatar

I don’t flirt with minors.

XOIIO's avatar

Fair Enuf

AshLeigh's avatar

@ANef_is_Enuf, don’t lie. You flirted with me earlier. ;)

ANef_is_Enuf's avatar

@AshLeigh That wasn’t flirting. I was trying to help you. That’s totally different.
However, I will flirt with you when you turn 18. :)

XOIIO's avatar

@ANef_is_Enuf See you in april

AshLeigh's avatar

@ANef_is_Enuf, I’m kidding, silly. :P
Looking forward to April of 2013 though. ;)

Hypocrisy_Central's avatar

@XOIIO @Blueroses Oh, you know you love it, and I’m legal in Canada/Alaska Maine, Oklahoma, Kansas, Nebraska, S. Dakota, Montana, Minnesota, Michigan, Illinois, Ohio, Kentucky, New Hampshire, Massachusetts, Alabama, Mississippi, Louisiana, Texas (booo booo), New Mexico, Colorado, Nevada, Georgia, S. & N. Carolina, Rhode Island, Maryland, Pennsylvania, New York, and Vermont……less I missed any….

XOIIO's avatar

@Hypocrisy_Central Perfect! Just what I need!

XOIIO's avatar

On the contrary, I have several jellies under the table with my seduction

ANef_is_Enuf's avatar

@XOIIO I said when @AshLeigh turns 18. :\

XOIIO's avatar

@ANef_is_Enuf Oh, you took that seriously? Ha, haha, ha. Like I would stoop to your level.

lol

XOIIO's avatar

lol

If only they were delusions

Now, I’m off to feed my pirannahwasps with the paperboy.

ANef_is_Enuf's avatar

^Yes ma’am.

FutureMemory's avatar

Since my first post way way up near the top was modded, I’ll give it another shot:

Women don’t like being invited to meet in person simply based on the attractiveness of their avatars. Anyone trying to meet Fluther women should try talking to them like human beings, rather than sending them random PM’s complimenting their breasts.

JilltheTooth's avatar

Sez the guy ^ ^ ^ with the booby avatar. And, yes, I’m enjoying the irony of me saying that! XP

Um, I think you guys may have frightened @Eggie away…

AshLeigh's avatar

@Eggie might have frightened me away…

WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

Damnit, I had to go to bed just when the big fun started and guys started posting pictures of Raquel Welch’s boobies! Damn my bed for calling my name!

Jude's avatar

I tend to steer clear of the creepy creeps.

Ayesha's avatar

My methods suck.

Adirondackwannabe's avatar

@Ayesha What part of your methods are you referring to?

Ayesha's avatar

@Adirondackwannabe I meant in general, the ‘trying’ part basically. Doesn’t quite help me get anywhere. Well at least the responses seem to tell me so.
I think I need to learn some new methods, oh well.

Adirondackwannabe's avatar

@janbb Oh god, I just realized how that sounded. That was meant to be an innocent question.

Ayesha's avatar

@Adirondackwannabe Don’t worry, I got it the first time.

Adirondackwannabe's avatar

@Ayesha Thanks. I did mean it innocently but it can be looked at in ways that will end up with me behind bars. My apologies.

janbb's avatar

Sorry if I was too quick on the uptake!

Adirondackwannabe's avatar

@janbb No problem, I phrased it poorly. Fortunately Ayesha’s a good sport. It’s actually kind of funny.

Ayesha's avatar

@Adirondackwannabe No problem.
Good laugh.

Keep_on_running's avatar

Any way that doesn’t annoy other people.

erichw1504's avatar

Attend the nekked pancake parties.

wundayatta's avatar

@erichw1504 Where are those held?

JilltheTooth's avatar

@wundayatta : at IHONP, of course… ;-P

Jude's avatar

Actually, don’t.

wundayatta's avatar

@JilltheTooth International House of Neolithic Pleistocenes?

Jude's avatar

Scratch that. I’ve moved beyond the one. The jelly that I listed above is still in full effect. And now I have new crush. Nef.. Hot damn!

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