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Anyone want to partake in a haiku thread?

Asked by King_Pariah (11393 points ) June 17th, 2012

Let’s share our haikus! Funny, silly, touching, serious, light, dark, drunken… all types are welcome.

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King_Pariah's avatar

I’ll start

One two three four five
One two three four five six sev…
One two three four five

Symbeline's avatar

There was this zombie.
He was biting some fucker.
So I shot his ass.

Adirondackwannabe's avatar

@Symbeline I want to see that on published.

gasman's avatar

My favorite Jewish haiku:

Is one Nobel prize
Too much to ask of a child
After all I’ve done?

Symbeline's avatar

@Adirondackwannabe I’m a starving artist living in her attic, it ain’t gonna happen.

I make horror films.
But the beasts, they come to life.
And kill everyone.

Imadethisupwithnoforethought's avatar

She looks lost, confused
Young, bold, and too good for me
I tell her goodnight

Aqua's avatar

Chinese characters
stolen by the Japanese
used to write Haikus

fremen_warrior's avatar

Not mine, but worth sharing nevertheless:

Haikus are awesome
but sometimes they don’t make sense
refridgerator

Aqua's avatar

@fremen_warrior haha I have a shirt with that on it. It’s the best. People always comment on it. This one is next on my list of shirts to get.

gailcalled's avatar

No, thank you. Old news.
Yawn. Five syllable words like
Monosyllabic.

If you’re going to crib
An old haiku, spell it right.
Refrigerator.

Sunny2's avatar

I should be in bed.
My mind is stuck in Fluther.
Sleep insists. . .Goodnight.

athenasgriffin's avatar

Are you okay? I
Care for you, but belong now
In another’s arms

And, on a less dire note:

Hello again, fellow
Flutherites I have missed you
Some more than others :P

LuckyGuy's avatar

I need to count five
But everything is seven
Counting on my fing-

digitalimpression's avatar

Never understood
the big deal about haikus
seem kind of stupid

ucme's avatar

What the fucku
Is a haiku
I have no clue
How about you…....hoo :¬)

ragingloli's avatar

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Who is your daddy, and what does he do?

thorninmud's avatar

Haiku is like life:
You always wish for just a
Few more syllables.

Mariah's avatar

Here’s one I wrote at college:

Eraser shavings
Strewn throughout sheets and blankets
Calculus in bed

Story of my life :P

zensky's avatar

My love burns like a
Burning flame of hot lava
Incinerator

picante's avatar

Can you stomach this?
Gastroenterologist . . .
So intestinal

choreplay's avatar

…In
.......rhythmic
...............pattern
.
.
......................The
..........................moon
............................and
.............................tides
...........................wax
........................and
.....................wane
.
.
...............But
..........not
......you
....my
.dear

King_Pariah's avatar

On toilet I died,
Dropping burning hunks of love,
Call me king of rock

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