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[NSFW] Is there any animal aside from humans that you'd like to watch get it on?

Asked by ETpro (34247 points ) January 11th, 2013

TGIF time, and I’m bored with Internet porn. What stone (or other noun) have I left unturned. What sexual encounters, outside of those between the human species, light your fire? How about those horny sea horses? Or talking about horny, how about rhinos?

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bookish1's avatar

@ETpro, I love your questions, but especially the Friday ones ;)

MOLLUSKS

diavolobella's avatar

I can honestly say no. I can’t think of one. I’m boring

Brian1946's avatar

Horny male grizzly bear or silverback gorilla, getting it on with a very unwilling human male rapist.

gailcalled's avatar

The noted French folk singer, Georges Brassens, wrote this song in 1953

Le Gorille (English subtitles).

This was considered pornographic in France and banned for a while until the complexity and subtlety of the language convinced people otherwise.

janbb's avatar

Birds do it, bees do it…..

FutureMemory's avatar

Two Humpback whales.

Blondesjon's avatar

I have always thought it would be outstanding to watch a male Chihuahua hump a female St. Bernard.

Bellatrix's avatar

Well no. Not really.

I found a couple of contenders for you. I do feel a bit of Barry White music might have enhanced these YouTube videos and as is not uncommon with porn, the quality is crap.

Snake Orgy Seems to take a long time to get where he/she needs to be and then not exactly earth shattering sex.

Then there’s the snake sex which is actually more of an orgy but again – doesn’t do a lot for me as a turn-on.

Coloma's avatar

My goose masturbates with the garden hose in his pool. I see strange animal sex by default every day. lol

SavoirFaire's avatar

How did seahorse porn not make it into the tags for this question?!

wildpotato's avatar

Have you seen Isabella Rossellini’s Sundance shorts, Green Porno? My favorite is the spider: “I would stab her with my pedipalps…and run off!”

burntbonez's avatar

Centipedes.

Sunny2's avatar

Giraffes. They are so awkward looking to begin with. Where will those long necks and spindly legs go?

zensky's avatar

Not really. I’d like to reminded what human sex is like, though.

Unbroken's avatar

Animal porn.

First thing that comes to mind is jelly fish or octopi must be all those extra tentacles and feelers. As touch oriented stimulation works best for me. I can see why the idea would be erotic but the view would be much obscured by all those extra and helpful appendenges.

I have a friend that swears by midget porn. But it doesn’t fit the criteria of animal porn.

When all else fails on me I go out and flirt with an actual human though I am too jaded and not jaded enough to take it farther then maybe a phone number a text or two or a date.

Yes you are married and no to the criteria. What are beautiful erotic creatures that are graceful and distinctive.

A pig.. no they just have the longest orgasm. Hearing a pig squeal for 30 minutes would not get me off.

I wonder about frogs. sticky long tongues.. I suppose they don’t use them interesting ways though.

Well lemers do they perform acrobats and combat whilst mating?

A black widow. I have never seen death and postcoital bliss melded together.

Ok I will stop now.

But there would be something to be said for gazelles and zebras yes traditional but beautiful. Some times kink is weary and overdone.

Symbeline's avatar

I can’t say this turns me on especially, but I kinda wish I was a slug.

bookish1's avatar

@Symbeline: I’ve heard that slugs make sweet love.

Symbeline's avatar

@bookish1 They sure look like they’re enjoying it lol.

ETpro's avatar

@bookish1 Ha! That’s hilarious. I’d forgotten that skit.

@diavolobella Probably not. It’s me that’s bored with human porn. You’re still the excited one. :-)

@Brian1946 That I would pay to watch!

@gailcalled Excellent candidate. I couldn’t get the DailyMotion track to run. Only the ad played for me. But I googled the title and found this copy on YouTube which let me watch the music video of it.

@janbb Indeed they do. But in bees, it’s confined to a very specialized cadre.

@FutureMemory No that would make for some big-screen animal porn.

@Blondesjon Or a male flea crawling up the leg of a Great Dane bitch in heat with rape on his mind.

@Bellatrix Yeah, Narcisse Snake dens was a pretty fascinating video. It is interesting that male snakes don’t fight to see whose sperm comes first (pardon the pun). Instead, they do prefer to just have a big orgy.

@Coloma Yeah. Real life stuff, way better than porn. Let’s here it for Marwyn.

@SavoirFaire Short answer. Because I didn’t have a clue it was an available topic.

@wildpotato Whoa baby. That film got my blood coursing through my veins again.

@marinelife They are definitely interesting to watch mate, and such beautiful, majestic animals to boot.

@burntbonez Just don’t watch The Human Centipede.

@Sunny2 Like watching horses mating, but on an acid trip.

@zensky I heard that. Unfortunately, most porn fails to accomplish the task.

@mazingerz88 So we’re back to the mollusks @bookish1 first picked.

@rosehips You’d definitely enjoy watching chambered nautiluses mate. Of their 90 tentacles, 4 on the males are specialized ones used to transfer sperm packets to the female’s egg sack. That still leaves 86 free for fondling. Make-out kings of the seas, those dirty cephalopod mollusks are.

Gazelles would be the next best thing to watching unicorns reproduce.

@Symbeline That is a truly amazing film. Thanks.

@bookish1 They sure devote quality time to the nasty dance.

ragingloli's avatar

I can fap to anything. I would like to see a Squid bang a cat.

mazingerz88's avatar

Or a cat hump a whale.

jca's avatar

Maybe horses. It’s the whole “female bent over to receive the male” thing. That’s hot LOL.

ucme's avatar

Camels, “i’m feeling randy dear, can we have one hump or possibly two?”

Symbeline's avatar

@ragingloli Would you fap to this?

—Also lol; fap.

ragingloli's avatar

@Symbeline
Oh, maliciously!

mazingerz88's avatar

@Symbeline They could also do it while airborne I think. Grossly arousing. If I was Jeff Goldblum in The Fly. : )

ETpro's avatar

@ucme If it’s one hump, it’s a dromedary.

ucme's avatar

…& the award for stating the bleedin obvious goes to….drum roll…. @ETpro, yay, way to go!

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Symbeline's avatar

Holy shit, somebody got pissed off. Lol.

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ETpro's avatar

@Symbeline Amusing, isn’t it. Who was it, and what set them off. Inquiring minds want to know.

Symbeline's avatar

I denno what the hell happened, came in here and saw all these deleted messages. I’m assuming someone got pissed lol

ETpro's avatar

Maybe somebody from PETA thinks discussing animal sexuality is disgusting. Who knows. :-)

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