What interesting conversation did you have in bed with your lover before sleeping together?

I usually praise them before I have sex with them.
Things like “You are a pretty fast runner. You almost got away!”

Or perhaps “It rubs the lotion on its skin…..” @ragingloli

@ragingloli Ahaha! I usually insult them and make them cry.

“So, how long can you stay under water?”

I hope you have enough battery life for this…

^^^^^^^^^^^ AW GAWD! Tears on my keyboard. You are FUNNY.

“Excuse me my darling, but would you mind awfully if I serviced Amy first, or should I fuck Pamela while teabagging your good self?”

@GloPro You want to use your jumper cables or mine?

@Adirondackwannabe It takes a lot to shock me…

@GloPro Is that a challenge? I love a good challenge.

It went….

“no….no….No…Noooooo..no…..really??…..OK!”

“Hey! Fuck you!”

“Well! Okay then!”

I have a bunch of great memories, but cannot recall a single first time conversation in bed before the fun. By the time we’re in the bed the conversation has either ended, or the poor woman is talking to herself.

I am infering from the question you meant a conversation between foreplay
and ‘making love’...

I never even thought of that possibility! wow

Would it be ok to take a snack break instead of a conversation?