What is the largest thing you've ever lost doing laundry?
Today, either my washer or my dryer ate a whole hand towel. Four went in, and only three came out.
I know laundry machines are wont to snack on the occasional sock, but when did they start eating larger items?
A whole, fluffy hand towel!
Is this the beginning of the apocalypse? Should I start to hoard commodities?
I think I need to rush to the store and buy all the canned beans.