Who wants to play Corrupt a Wish #2?
The rules are simple. I post something I wish for, the next person corrupts it and then posts their own wish.
Jelly 1: I wish I had a kitten.
Jelly 2: The kitten has rabies. I wish I had a million bucks
Jelly 3: You receive one million deer. I wish I had a sandwich
And so on.