(NSFW) Is semen good for your hair and skin?

Well now…. there’s an image!
No idea, although I did see an interview with an opera singer who said it was good for her throat.

Here you go @Dibley I found this the other day.

@JeffVader That’s why I always sing around the house!

@FishGutsDale lol…I read some of it and the comments on it gave me a laugh

@FishGutsDale Thats just sooooo bad :)

@JeffVader @talljasperman So bad it’s good right? hahah I posted it to my facebook.

LOL check THIS out…this guy and a girl used semen on one side of their face and moisturizer on the other for a month….HILARIOUS

@j0ey I so hope that was real & not just a wind-up :)

@JeffVader hahaha i know hey

For some reason I find it worse that the guy chizzed on his own face.

@j0ey Hah, yeh, there is something intensely wrong about that…. although I’m not sure it’d be any better if someone else supplied it.

Did you ever see the movie There’s Something About Mary?

First thing in the morning and this is what starts off my day. The ironic thing is the Next Activity is: Low calorie lunch suggestions.

I don’t know if there’s any medicinal benefits of semen on the skin, it’s probably quickly absorbed. It’s got simple nutrients in it though, so if there’s a substantial amount in your hair or something, it might get smelly. And disgusting. Take a shower. lol

You should always consider the source.

As the commercial says “Because you’re worth it“Would be funny to see them holding a bottle of semen by lo’real.

I had a gander at this question on the home page just as I was pouring my coffee creamer….Barf.

Don’t know about hair- or skincare, but it doesn’t make for good toothpaste….
I heard.

@jjmah Now that’s going to stick in my mind all day. No coffee for me.lol

@Adirondackwannabe At least it’s just in your mind.

@janbb Thanks for the laugh.

Any time!

@Dibley I’m shocked! Are you saying you didn’t swallow? ;)

@jonsblond Do you really want to go there?

@janbb aw shucks. I added a smiley face…. hehe

@janbb Yes, that is what I looked like this morning.

@jonsblond No, I wasn’t giving oral or I would have.

@Dibley So there’s more than one way to give head?

@Dibley You weren’t giving oral and yet you ended up with semen on your hair? That’s what I call a bit of fun. Atta girl!

@bob_ Thanks. Never had semen on my hair yet giving oral. Never planned getting it on my last night either, but it was good fun.

@Adirondackwannabe What? I never gave head last night?!

Reminds me of a really bad joke. The queen of the headhunter tribe is lounging in her hut or temple or whatever they lounge in. Her servant comes up to her with a tray and on the tray is a shrunken head. She sighs, looks at her servant, and says “That wasn’t what I meant when I said I wanted a little head.”

@jjmah Just be glad you weren’t nibbling a cream horn too :)

@JeffVader I hate cream!

@JeffVader Sorry, for some reason I thought you said @Dibley . Sorry to invade.

@Dibley Hahahaha, no worries….. u hate cream….? I honestly didn’t think it was possible, & it has so many interesting applications :)

@jeffvader Yea, I hate it. I’m a fussy eater. Good job really, rules out a lot of cakes I can eat.

@Dibley Okay, I’m going to ask. How did you end up looking like Mary?

@Dibley…... I dont know, from some of your previous posts you didn’t sound so fussy :)

@JeffVader Ahh, but I wasn’t talking about food ;-)

@Adirondackwannabe I got semen in my hair.

@Dibley I got that part. I was trying to figure out the how, not the what.

@Adirondackwannabe I think @Dibley was the victim of friendly fire :)

That’s the first time I’ve thought of friendly fire as a good thing. :)

@Adirondackwannabe I was using my hand, and we were moving about in different positions. If I were giving oral, I don’t dribble, I get the lot.

@Dibley You ruined me for Cadbury Easter Creme Eggs for day. I have a wee stash in my desk. And, there she’ll stay.

@jjmah Now I won’t be able to swallow them again either! Why do we do this to ourselves?

@jjmah I love Creme Eggs, but yea I can see why you would hide them!

Oh crap, right before Easter. Do you know what thoughts are going to be going thru my head when my nieces and nephews get their Easter baskets? @janbb That toggling is going to get me into hell. @Dibley I’m still trying to picture “the position” for this, but I think I’ll stop here and take it no further. Sorry jimah.

@Adirondackwannabe At the time of, @JeffVader put it, ‘friendly fire’ , he was sat on top of me, so it was on my chest, then we moved about a little more, that’s how it got in my hair.

Who’s down for a facial? ~

@jjmah ?

@Dibley facial scrub.

oy

@jjmah Yea, I know what it is, but I must be a little slow today, I don’t get it?

This is too crazy for 8:15am. I’m going back to bed.

This thread has inspired me to begin a “Fluther quote of the week” in my profile.

I just can’t leave this question alone!

@Dibley Whenever I look at your profile pic the first thought I now have is “Hmmm…wonder if she’s looking for more semen..”

Apologies if anyone finds that offensive…it wasn’t meant to be.

edited my response.

I’m out..

Classy.

@meagan Now you’re really buying into my comment earlier.

@Adirondackwannabe Hmm?

@meagan My apology for my remarks yesterday being sexist.

@Adirondackwannabe No biggie

@meagan Feel free to bust my chops anytime. We were just having fun with this and I was laughing at myself for the irony of it all. I’m sure if I left this big of an opening for some of the characters on here they’d take it and run.

It’s great to frost a cupcake with.

Shakes head and walks away laughing

@Dibley I had a giggle, as I read your question quickly as “after a bit of a run…” I thought, sheesh! what new sex antic is she up to now!!

@Vunessuh I thought we agreed to keep our private life, well, private?!

Don’t know about hair and skin. But, it is good for taking out stains.

I thought it was a stain.

Saints: The Breeders.

I like all the different people
I like sticky everywhere
Look around, you bet I’ll be there!
Hot metal in the sun
Pony in the air
Sooey and saints at the fair..

Your hair and skin got fructose and amino acid treatment! I am sure both are glowing from having absorbed such nutrients!

well this is…just special

@Simone_De_Beauvoir You’ve missed out on all the fun.

@janbb wouldn’t say I missed it

@Just_Justine Always looking for new things to do;-)

@FutureMemory Just seen your profile page, I like your quote!