What would you use your tail for?

Honestly? Sexual things. Just like if I were to wake up in a guy’s body, I’d do sexual things all day. Imagine what feelings you could elicit having a third appendage…

Also I’d go around tapping people on the shoulder while putting up my hands in defense (“see, I’m not touching you!”), just to confuse them.

I would also do tail-ups.

Extra hand!

I would use it for keeping gnats and other insects away from my body. I would use it to emphasize my feelings: wag it when I’m happy; let it droop when I’m sad.

Use it to indicate my level of excitement in certain situations.

I would just wag it, you sickos!

Nice, @all, i can ‘see’ your answers before me!

A couple holding tails and walking on the beach would be a real Kodak moment!

For picking stuff up, like drinks, and for slapping people on the arse and pretending it wasn’t you! tee hee!

jaytkay, if you and your S.O. were bears, it would be a Kodiack moment.

@Austinlad Oh dear…

@Austinlad – You forgot something.

Turning the pages of the magazine.

MissCupid, thank you. Thank you very much (Elvis voice).

Getting a date;)

Now that i read all your answers im am seriously thinking that we should ask scientists to make progress and design us one.
What a handy asset it would show to be!

@lucillelucillelucille
How does the tail work in that, getting a date?

would get me a little tail!

Handover traffic citations to speeders. wouldn’t that be a shocker?

I’d put it all behind me and just move on.

I could definitely see it’s advantage for below the waist stimulation which I was caressing and kissing the above the waist regions. Great even for rubbing inner thighs.

Of course it would be good for dusting furniture for those who disapprove of the above answer.

I would use it to hold the screwdriver while I put up blinds. Hold my bag while I write checks. Smack people in the back when they’re not looking.

Oh man, SO NSFW LULZ.

@Dr_Lawrence Unless the tail was covered like a porcupine.

Look Ma!! No hands!! ;)

Turn into a huge gorilla on a full moon.

@rebbel -If you have a cute “tail”,you’ll get a date ;)

@lucillelucillelucille
Ah, yeah, now that you explained me, a distant bell started to ring.
Thanks!