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How old are you?

Asked by Male (1353points) October 3rd, 2011

I’m trying to get a feel for how old (or young) my fellow jellies are.

If you don’t feel like sharing (c’mon, that other guy is way older than you), no worries. =]

I’m 8030 days old- rounded to the nearest year.

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102 Answers

DeanV's avatar

I’m 17 years old, but I try and act older.

silverangel's avatar

I am 17 years old = 6205 days = 148929 hours

DominicX's avatar

I’m 20.

Man, that number looks big…especially since I was 17 when I joined this site and 14 when I started going on forums…I can’t believe I’ve been doing stuff like this for almost 6 years…geez…

ANef_is_Enuf's avatar

29. I’m not doing math, because I don’t do math. Pretty much.

8Convulsions's avatar

I’ll be 24 next month.

Hibernate's avatar

I am much older than by body can handle and much much older than I feel. ^^

Buttonstc's avatar

Old enough to know better; young enough to learn :)

dreamwolf's avatar

Twenty Three.

chewhorse's avatar

Don’t get this around, but I’m a bit older than my teeth but not quite as old as dirt. I can say that my older brother was the guy who first discovered it though (dirt that is). As far as a number’s concerned? I forget.

Nullo's avatar

24. I was contemplating grad school earlier today and realized that I would be about 27 before I finished. Came as a bit of a shock.

Brian1946's avatar

I’m 64.

augustlan's avatar

We have members as young as 13, and I think the oldest is in their 60s. Don’t quote me on that, though. ;)

tlm's avatar

17, turning 18 soon.

Ayesha's avatar

I’m 17.

Cruiser's avatar

Old as dirt.

rts486's avatar

I’m old, but still as immature as ever.

Pele's avatar

I have lived 28 years and some days. Honestly, I feel like I’m not ready to end my twenties. Unfortunately I don’t have the luxury to stop time.

Prosb's avatar

21. Blackjack! Does this mean I win?

Soupy's avatar

20 years old. Still 5 on the inside though :D

KateTheGreat's avatar

19 going on 40.

prasad's avatar

27 years
867,921,095 seconds
Edit : the above figure in seconds is time until I posted this response

smilingheart1's avatar

61 which means as young as a spring morning, yet as zesty and hopeful as a pre peeled onion.

filmfann's avatar


this question has a lot more answers than the “How much do you weight” question

cookieman's avatar

I’ll be 40 this month.

AmWiser's avatar

I stopped counting at 39.

AstroChuck's avatar

Between 6 and death.

KoleraHeliko's avatar

I think I’m 19. I do forget sometimes.

TexasDude's avatar

Ageless, endless, nameless.

Or 21.

DrBill's avatar

I am coming up on my 14th birthday, just one advantage of being born on leap day

picante's avatar

59 going on 60 and 13.

redfeather's avatar

I turned 22 a little over a week ago. The beginning of the end. I can drink, buy porn, and cigarettes. What’s there to look forward to after this. Death?!

Coloma's avatar

51.9 Will be 52 in December :-D

Mariah's avatar

I’m 19.

Strauss's avatar

On October 5th I will celebrate my 63rd birthday. I never thought I’d feel this young when I got this old.

Jude's avatar

Creepy to ask this here.

gondwanalon's avatar

As of today (10–3-2011) I’m 22169 days old, or 3167 weeks old, or 60.7 years old.

Coloma's avatar

Sooo, should we be counting the rings on your trunk too? lol

gondwanalon's avatar

@Coloma You’d have to catch me first. I’ll be running the Portland Marathon this Sunday (10–9-11). HA! It’ll be my 63rd full marathon.

Simone_De_Beauvoir's avatar

@Jude Why? Why is it creepy to ask people’s ages?

woodcutter's avatar

Which “old” are you asking for here?

Jude's avatar

@Simone_De_Beauvoir A new user is asking the question. Could be a perve wanting to hit on underage jellies.

Simone_De_Beauvoir's avatar

@Jude Why does it always have to be a perve hitting on underage jellies or the assumption of one? I am just trying to get at the general paranoia I see for such things. Do we really not really our ages because of pedophiles, supposedly?

erichw1504's avatar

@Jude Just because @Male owns an unmarked white van, doesn’t mean he’s a pedophile.

muppetish's avatar

I’m twenty-two with an older soul and a younger face.

Facade's avatar

I’m 22 =)

zensky's avatar

Older than almost everyone here.

Jude's avatar

Younger than @zensky.

erichw1504's avatar

(2 * 12) + (4 * 1) / 2

wundayatta's avatar


I wish I could say something amusing about my age, but it is what it is. I’m five years past half of my life being older. 45 to go. I have hopes of living to be 120, but I’ll be lucky if I make it past 90. I do not want to be in the second half of my life.

I want to live forever. I have also wanted to kill myself. Is that ironic or what?

Ron_C's avatar

I’m 64, that puts me in the top end of the ages. Does that mean that I am too old to be doing this? I don’t text or Twitter, that should count for something.

flutherother's avatar

Older than I would like or than I feel and I have just had a birthday

Scooby's avatar

I’m as old as the woman I’m with, could be 36, 37, 45, 48, 52.……. ;-)
In my head still ‘21’........... Lol….

Coloma's avatar

Actually, my breasts are only 35, since I didn’t have any til I was 17. lololol

Imadethisupwithnoforethought's avatar

38. I could have sworn I was 39, but a long time female friend of mine who is the same age as me corrected me severely the other day.

Bluefreedom's avatar

I’m 44 years old…..for another 4 months anyway.

reijinni's avatar

32. Only been messing with this site for over 2 years.

Neizvestnaya's avatar

44 for a few more days.

tranquilsea's avatar

I am the sum of the squares of the first three primes.

Coloma's avatar

Well..I’ll never know your age, I’m math challenged but calculator powered. lol

tom_g's avatar

@Imadethisupwithnoforethought – That’s funny. I am amazed at how much thought I have to give the question, “how old are you?” I have to go through the process: ”...ummm…well..if I was born in 1971 and it’s currently 2011 then I must be – but wait, I was born in the month of ___ so I am not quite 40, so…..I’m 39!!” When I was younger and some asshole stumbled his way through an answer like this, I would have been disgusted.

Imadethisupwithnoforethought's avatar

@tom_g they stop carding you to get in places and you are just too far from retirement age to care.

woodcutter's avatar

This is a good reference page

Berserker's avatar

I am older than the cosmos, I was here when the Earth wasn’t there. I was the fires below the feet of Joan of Arc, I am disease and famine. Worthless humans, di…erm. Sorry. Stupid Final Fantasy or whatever I got this from.

I’m 29.

AshLeigh's avatar

Seven, of course! :)
times two, plus two…

KateTheGreat's avatar

@Symbeline I love you so much. Hahahaha.

Pandora's avatar

It really depends what you base it on. The following is by what those close to me have said.
Some say I look no older than 40.
Clown around like I’m 12
Sound like I’m 20 something. (voice)
Counsel like I’m 70 ( I’m pretty conservative when people need advice.)
Fall asleep like I’m 80 (Have been know to fall asleep sitting on the porch)
Behave like I’m 65 to 25 (Not big on change but if I’m out for a good time, I’m game for a challenge. Only live once.)
Work out like I’m 35
But my actual age is 50

woodcutter's avatar

@Symbeline You probably were there in the beginning with Joan Rivers? You old soul, you.

GabrielsLamb's avatar

@Coloma You can actually count the rings in your teeth if you are the human variety of tree. LOL *It’s true!

erichw1504's avatar

Online I’m a 17 year old blonde hottie with a tight bod. In the real world I’m a 42 year old overweight slob who lives in his mother’s basement.

beccagolling's avatar

You’ll never know how old I am! ;D

Hypocrisy_Central's avatar

Older than @Cruiser dirt. I am “Half a buck Chuck” figure that out because that is all I am saying. ;-P

chewhorse's avatar

Then that should make you fifty, misty.. (well, I tried to rhyme).

rojo's avatar

Is @zensky the benchmark? If so, how do I express my age? I was born in 1955, where does that fit on the BZ/AZ scale?

Coloma's avatar


You’re in the boomer crowd, welcome! lol

rojo's avatar

@Coloma I have always considered myself a late-boomer.

choreplay's avatar

55, a late boomer? Dude your smack dab in the middle.

rojo's avatar

Humor, Ark, Ark.

Strauss's avatar

@rojo How bout a late bloomer?

Ron_C's avatar

At near 65, I’ve “boomed” and am now fizzling out.

rojo's avatar

@Yetanotheruser I was probably that too at one time but the bloom has long since fallen.

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MooCows's avatar

58….but I have 100 year young grandma that is going strong and doesn’t take one pill!

AshLeigh's avatar

I’m the square root of 400.

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