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If you had to change your username, what would you change it to?

Asked by AshLeigh (16090points) February 4th, 2012

I would be I_Write_Naked. Haha.
What would you be?

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HungryGuy's avatar

I’d once considered being Cunning Linguist but that’s so cliche…

Blondesjon's avatar

@jonsblond

digitalimpression's avatar

@lurve
@augustlan
@AshLeigh
@imadethisupwithnoforethought

I don’t know. I think all the good names are taken already.

YARNLADY's avatar

I would use my Choctaw name; Choctaw Rose

Adirondackwannabe's avatar

I’d be Bark Eaterwannabe or Eater of Barkwannabe.

Brian1946's avatar

Perhaps MoonOfMuchoMachisma, RobertNineteenfortysicks, @@@@@@, or FellatioHornblower.

Blondesjon's avatar

not jillybrill?

AshLeigh's avatar

”@I_Write_Naked… Do you really write naked?”
“Why yes @Frillybumpkiss… I do.”
XD

Aethelwine's avatar

germanhotpockets

Zaku's avatar

Zaqu ;-)

JilltheTooth's avatar

@Blondesjon I’d rather be thought of as “Jillyholl”...have I been that mean lately?

Jeruba's avatar

Probably something as abstract and meaningless but real-sounding as Jeruba; also short, easily pronounceable, and preferably with a little style. There are lots of possible syllable combinations out there. The hard part is finding something that gets zero hits on Google, which I’m pretty sure I did when “jeruba” was new.

Blondesjon's avatar

@JilltheTooth . . . i figured that if joey had a sister she would be his antithesis . . .

JilltheTooth's avatar

@Blondesjon : Lovin’ you a bunch right now…

poisonedantidote's avatar

I’d use my other alias, iHateNumbersInNames9.

XOIIO's avatar

9“lookingforlove_pmme

lol

AshLeigh's avatar

^^ Oh jeez.

augustlan's avatar

Head_Bitch_in_Charge

JilltheTooth's avatar

@augustlan : Head_Bitch_In_Charge_With_Whip…

XOIIO's avatar

It’s only because I’m much to modest, otherwise that would be my reeal username ;)

XD

Neizvestnaya's avatar

Priss_in_boots

rebbel's avatar

12_Inch_Beard

AshLeigh's avatar

@XOIIO, oh sure it is! XD

XOIIO's avatar

@AshLeigh Well you would know ;)

AshLeigh's avatar

… No I wouldn’t.

SuperMouse's avatar

HouseMouse, that is my standard internet handle.

XOIIO's avatar

Well, I gues I got you mixed up with someone else. You all look the same on your hands and knees.

lol douche comment

AshLeigh's avatar

O.O I’m going to stop participating in this conversation. XD

XOIIO's avatar

lol

too bad, I was waiting to break out my “well would you like to find out?” line.

cookieman's avatar

@90s_Kid nope
@dpworkin nah
@jeffgoldblumsprivatefacilities uh ah
@jbfletcherfan nope
@eponymoushipster nyet

Aethelwine's avatar

@cprevite aw, I kinda miss the kid ;)

cookieman's avatar

@jonsblond: Yeah, me too. He’s from Boston. I always hoped I’d see him on the street. No joy. It’s a big city.

chyna's avatar

EvelynsPetZebra

cookieman's avatar

@chyna: Hah! He sent me a Fluther sticker. Wasn’t there also @EvelynsOtherZebra?

chyna's avatar

Yes, he had a few variations of the name. He sent me one too.

cookieman's avatar

Oh, and to answer the question… @CookieGuy

wundayatta's avatar

MyIdenticalTwinIsTotallyHung
AsIfThatWouldGetMeAnythingAnyway
IfItWereTrueIWouldSayIWasTotallyHung

Daloon

Michael_Huntington's avatar

monsieur_sarcasm
Not to be confused with another user with a similar name, who doesn’t even return my calls!

fundevogel's avatar

I also respond to @AarneThompson313 or just Aarny.

@wundayatta it doesn’t matter what your name is. You’ll always be Wundaloon to me.

Adirondackwannabe's avatar

I always liked Pud. Short and proud.

Blackberry's avatar

Expacalifragiliciousexpealidocious.

filmfann's avatar

@Augustlan’s_Bitch

WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

I want to be The_Bitch’s_Whipping_Girl

WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

I’d love to, but my lips are otherwise occupied with [REDACTED]

gailcalled's avatar

Milocalled.

Hawaii_Jake's avatar

Let_Me_Eat_Cake

I_Missed_The_Rapture

Pomp

Registered_Offender

Flamer

Queenie

King_Pariah's avatar

monsterthatmakesperfectsense

Berserker's avatar

If Xena was available, I’d be torn in between that and Chainsaw. Except I now have the answer; I’d change my name to Berserker. I may have done so a while back already, but I got attached to the one I got now. But if I had to.

gailcalled's avatar

Thorninmud
Marinelife
Jeruba
Janbb
JilltheTooth
Cprevite
Cyanidehornet
SavoirFaire

DominicX's avatar

I would probably go by “Duenos”, the Old Latin word for “good”. I’m fascinated by Old Latin and I’d still be keeping my “D”-streak.

beccagolling's avatar

Well, if I could I’d probably change it to Furrie.Pride….that’s my current user name for other sites! ^^;

Pandora's avatar

shinybutnotnew

Soubresaut's avatar

I could not, would not, on a boat.
I will not, will not, with a goat…
I will not eat them in the rain.
I will not eat them on a train.
Not in the dark! Not in a tree!
Not in a car! You let me be!
I do not like them in a box.
I do not like them with a fox.
I will not eat them in a house.
I do not like them with a mouse.
I do not like them here or there.
I do not like them anywhere!

I do not like green eggs and ham!
I do not like them Sam-I-Am.

[I don’t do well with change…]

linguaphile's avatar

Bibliophile
Manus
QuillsForSwords
Chiaroscuro

Sunny2's avatar

Sunnywithoccasionalshowers

Lightlyseared's avatar

slightlysauteed

blueiiznh's avatar

blueiizfiji
blueiiztahiti

wundayatta's avatar

weekBYweek

Kun-un-Drum

WunDrum

harple's avatar

I was going to go with fullple, but then realised that ample would even cleverer :-)

MilkyWay's avatar

@Hawaii_Jake Really?
I’d probably go back to being jailbait.

Hain_roo's avatar

Tharnpfeffa

HungryGuy's avatar

If I was female, I’d call myself GLaDOS and threaten to gas you all with neurotoxin on every post :-/

Berserker's avatar

If I was male, I’d grow an epic ZZ Top beard.

ucme's avatar

Betty Swollocks

SpatzieLover's avatar

mybutt

That way everyone would respond to @mybutt.

I’d never stop chuckling. ;)

Jude's avatar

Jenny Wren

jazmina88's avatar

wolfie
janet planet
That Girl
answer lady

FutureMemory's avatar

@XOIIO Is there a reason you make such crude and inappropriate public comments? Clearly the target of your ‘flirting’ (or whatever you call that crap) doesn’t appreciate it.

XOIIO's avatar

@FutureMemory It’s obviously jokes, I can’t see how anyone would take it remotely seriously, but congratulations, you did.

FutureMemory's avatar

@XOIIO You made her leave the thread, or did you not see that?

JilltheTooth's avatar

@XOIIO : He has a point. Sometimes crude is just that…crude. Not funny, just as you said yourself douchey.

King_Pariah's avatar

Wow, I didn’t even see XOIIO’s post earlier, even in jest that was OTT douchiness.

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XOIIO's avatar

@peoplewhosaidstuff If it is offensive, feel free to flag it then,

Kardamom's avatar

One of these:

TofuMagnet

SoupForYou

Kheer

CrookneckSquash

PresidentLinky

Garamasala

King_Pariah's avatar

Loyal_Iscariot

JilltheTooth's avatar

@XOIIO : Did you completely miss the point?

XOIIO's avatar

@JilltheTooth No, like I said if you don’t like it feel free to flag it.

augustlan's avatar

C’mon, guys. What’s done is done. Can we move on now?

Dutchess_III's avatar

Hey…he hosed up. Stuck his foot in his mouth. We all do sometimes. I think he’s backing off of it. Point taken, I think. (Right @XOIIO)?

XOIIO's avatar

@Dutchess_III Yup.

BTW, my foot tastes absolutely divine.

XOIIO's avatar

@Dutchess_III You kidding me? Walking around barefoot all day, your feet pick up all sorts of delicious morsels.

AshLeigh's avatar

Oh jeez… You guys, I know he’s kidding. No need to start a riot. Thank you though.
I’m pretty sure I can handle him though. If it bothered me I’d like… Shank him, or something. Haha.

XOIIO's avatar

*breaks mini-fridge sized scotch bottle on table *

Bring it!

AshLeigh's avatar

Oh, it’s on.

Seaofclouds's avatar

[Mod says]: Please get back to the topic of the question, which is “If you had to change your username, what would you change it to?” Yes, this is in meta and off topic is allowed, but please move on from the comments that were made before. Thanks!

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Berserker's avatar

@AshLeigh Ha, the word Shank. That would make an awesome username.

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Berserker's avatar

Or how about, Slayed_by_Shanking?

Blondesjon's avatar

shanked_by_and_angel

AshLeigh's avatar

That wasn’t even off topic!
Sir_Shanks_Allot would be a great name…

Adirondackwannabe's avatar

@AshLeigh You know I’m kidding, but Shankskank

AshLeigh's avatar

My uncle calls me Stabby Smurf… That’s a pretty freakin’ sweet name. XD

Dutchess_III's avatar

Shankapottamus. (How original is THAT?!)

King_Pariah's avatar

Is it bad that @AshLeigh‘s Stabby Smurf comment made me think of Ultramarines? Which makes me think of 40k… which makes me think of the Outsider, which I think would be a nice username for me…

AshLeigh's avatar

Okay, I’ve got it.
If I_Write_Naked was already taken I would be I’m_Stalking_Eve_6 :D
Can we have ’ in a username?

Adirondackwannabe's avatar

@AshLeigh I_Shank_Naked would also work.

Berserker's avatar

@Adirondackwannabe Dude! That simply just rocks.

Adirondackwannabe's avatar

@Symbeline Cleanup would be easier too.:)

Adirondackwannabe's avatar

@Symbeline The other one I had was Naked_Zombie_Shanker, but blood wasn’t a problem there.

zigmund's avatar

JellyBait

AshLeigh's avatar

@Adirondackwannabe I_Shank_Naked sounds like sex to me… Haha.

King_Pariah's avatar

@AshLeigh that would be daggering, not shank

XOIIO's avatar

Possilby WhyShankYou!

Adirondackwannabe's avatar

@AshLeigh Now that you say that it does. Oops.

AshLeigh's avatar

I just realized… @Dutchess_III… That’s amazing. Haha. :D

FutureMemory's avatar

I’d love to change my name to Calls_out_people_that_make_really_fucking_lame_posts_in_a_misguided_attempt_at_humor.

MilkyWay's avatar

How about @PastFuture ?

Paradox25's avatar

Paradox73.

Adirondackwannabe's avatar

I’m changing mine to “Sorry I flagged it”. 3 GA’s? I was trying to kill my answer.

gailcalled's avatar

One still not taken is @MrsThe .

wundayatta's avatar

Wundayattateim

thorninmud's avatar

Thorninmod

Sunny2's avatar

Mudpuddle

Aesthetic_Mess's avatar

I would make it: Youse
So it could be @Youse, get it? LOL

WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

WillShankForChocolate

Berserker's avatar

Shankserker.

filmfann's avatar

Maybe Honey_Badger.

AshLeigh's avatar

Skankspeare(:

blueiiznh's avatar

spearshank

AshLeigh's avatar

Shanks_with_Love.

Adirondackwannabe's avatar

What’s with all the shanking? There’s a whole lot of shanking going on.

WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

Shall we shank now, or shall we shank later, baby?

WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

Shanks_For_The_Memories

AshLeigh's avatar

ShankLeigh.

Berserker's avatar

Man I never figured how versatile the word shank could be. And it means to stab someone!

My world gets better every day.

@AshLeigh Awesome lol.

Shankbeline.

Adirondackwannabe's avatar

Just for the record @AshLeigh started the shanking,

AshLeigh's avatar

What? I’m a G… ShankLeigh likes to shank…

Pisces's avatar

Shankspeare_in_Love

wundayatta's avatar

WunShankatta

thorninmud's avatar

Ravi_Shanker

wundayatta's avatar

ShunWankatta

Blondesjon's avatar

So_Long_And_Shanks_For_All_The_Fish

linguaphile's avatar

Linguashank or… shanksphile!

King_Pariah's avatar

Shanksforthememories
I’mshankyandIknowit
Shankenstien
IwearMyshankglassesatnight
Jawsisashank
Shank_and_bake
ShankyMcShankShank

Kardamom's avatar

ShawSkankRedemption?

WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

@King_Pariah ROFL! I love “Shank_and_bake”!!!

WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

SkankShanker

Spank_n_Shank

thevoicestoldmetoshankyou

Berserker's avatar

@Kardamom LOL! Skank is another funny word.

Blackberry's avatar

Why is everyone talking about shanks?

WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

^^ next on the list, now… :P

Berserker's avatar

@ShankLeigh started it. ’‘points’’

Blackberry's avatar

Oh, gotcha lol. Shanks a lot.

AshLeigh's avatar

It’s not my fault, @Shankberry! I was gonna shank a bitch.

King_Pariah's avatar

@ShankLeigh is that actually shanking or sexually shanking?

AshLeigh's avatar

I’m pretty sure it’s gangster speak for “stab”... Not sure. I’m the whitest kid I know. Haha.

King_Pariah's avatar

…I was poking fun at your earlier post where you said I_Shank_Naked sounded like sex…

Blondesjon's avatar

Mt._Shank_Helens

@AshLeigh . . . It’s slang for the homemade stabbing instrument that prisoners use to stab one another.

AshLeigh's avatar

Ooooh. I get it! Haha. XD
Well, it does:)
And @ShanksJon… homemade?

Berserker's avatar

Shank, or shanking, is indeed a slang for stabbing someone, usually in the abdominal area. I don’t know the roots of the word, but it does seem to be used by gangsters more than anyone else. However, I’ve also heard the word from non gangsters, and I’ve used it for years.

Funny Enough; I’ve never heard that word used in any slasher movie.

Adirondackwannabe's avatar

@AshLeigh They rip a strip of metal off the bedsprings or other source. Rub the tip of it back on forth on a concrete or other abrasive surface on both sides. It takes time. It wears down the edges so they get sharp. Figure out some type of handle and there you go.
@Symbeline Slashers don’t have the patience. Inmates have nothing but time.

Berserker's avatar

@Adirondackwannabe Yeah but I’d love to see a horror movie about some guy going around killing people with the sharpened end of a toothbrush.

Adirondackwannabe's avatar

@Symbeline Excellent idea. Inmates use those too, but I think that be a good plot.

Berserker's avatar

I heard they did, yeah. They use just about anything. Same goes for homemade alcohol lol.

If I ever have to make my own booze from orange peels and bleach that sat in a garbage bag behind the toilet for a year, I’d call it The Shank.

Adirondackwannabe's avatar

LMAO. I think you have nice niche market there.
Shankleigh ok if we hijack your thread for a little marketing strategy?

King_Pariah's avatar

Hell, I know a Blackwater contractor who made a shank out of an MRE spoon, and got a kill with it.

Aethelwine's avatar

nightmare_on_shankstreet

(dammit I jumped on the bandwagon)

rebbel's avatar

Shankschmank

King_Pariah's avatar

Shanklers_List

Berserker's avatar

^
Lol.

Okay so guys. There’s this video game on the PlayStation Network called Shank. It borrows the plot and style of the Kill Bill movies, so you’re this dude who wants revenge for having been left for dead by his former mob gang. You can shank people with a knife, a katana and mess peeps up with a chainsaw. You also have firearms. It’s a perfectly normal beat em up side scroller, but with intense gore and violence, obvious Kill Bill eye winks and cool cutscenes.

All that just to say, Shank 2 actually came out just today. I thought of this question lol.

rooeytoo's avatar

Wow I have moving across country and missed this one. Sorry to deviate from the shank theme but I would definitely be deviousdingo, look at my avatar and you will see why!

blueberry_kid's avatar

@AshLeigh, How about I_Dance_Naked?

Aethelwine's avatar

yadayadayada

Dutchess_III's avatar

@blueberry_kid I_Dance_Naked_With_Wolves?

Dutchess_III's avatar

O O! Shanky Panky! :)

tranquilsea's avatar

I’d go from being tranquilsea to tempestuoussea.

Bent's avatar

I would be boring and use my real name.

AshLeigh's avatar

@Bent.. Hey man! I use my real name. Don’t hate. :)

blueiiznh's avatar

@Bent I concur with @AshLeigh and she is far from boring

Bent's avatar

But Ashleigh is a much prettier name than mine.

blueiiznh's avatar

True, think abo it. It is so much nicer to fetch each of you when needed. Get AshLeigh or Get Bent

XOIIO's avatar

@Bent It beats doug though, two worst sounding words ever, duh and uhg combined.

AshLeigh's avatar

I hope no one ever names their child Francesca ever again. XD

Dutchess_III's avatar

@Bent You gotta click on @blueiiznh “Great Answer!” button!

@XOIIO Hey…I can dig it! I like that name!

XOIIO's avatar

Lol well, it’s not mine, so back off.

damn cougars these days

Bent's avatar

still trying to get the hang of this Lurve business…

XOIIO's avatar

*clicky *

@Bent There, you got some more. That’s all there is to know XD

WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

Simple! If you like an answer, you “lurve” it by clicking on “Great Answer”. Remembering to do it does take some getting used to, though. =0)

And watch out for Dutchess, she’s a cougar in a thong.

MilkyWay's avatar

I just imagined a real life cougar in a thong, as in the wild cat lol!

WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

@MilkyWay Imagine that wild couger with lots of hair and ginormous breasts, and that’s Dutchess!

Don’t get mad, Dutchess, you know I love you!! Twit.

AshLeigh's avatar

BAD IMAGES.

linguaphile's avatar

New username up for grabs: “CougarInThong”

WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

@blueberry_kid Ha, no, we have to save that one for Dutchess. She is the cougar in a thong!

blueberry_kid's avatar

@WillWorkForChocolate Aww…I was looking forward to that. Poop.

reijinni's avatar

King of the stupids
sleepy_John
IPUlover

AshLeigh's avatar

MountainDew

blueiiznh's avatar

Jack Schitt.

that way people can say that they know Jack Schitt

MilkyWay's avatar

I wouldn’t bother with fancy shmancy spellings and just call myself Jack Shit.

Ela's avatar

either… Ela or Just_Ela

lolol @MilkyWay!

AshLeigh's avatar

LurleyLovesTMNT
Raphael_is_a_beast

MilkyWay's avatar

@shakalakaboomboom

blueiiznh's avatar

@boomshakalakaboomshakalakaboomshakalakaboomshakalakaboomshakalakaboomshakalaka

blueiiznh's avatar

@MilkyWay copying is the highest form of flattery.

Berserker's avatar

@AshLeigh Hell yeah. I should get mine changed to Raphael_Rocks.

AshLeigh's avatar

ALovelySundayAfternoonInNewJersey.

rooeytoo's avatar

Oldnconfusedbutstillploddingon.

MilkyWay's avatar

@blueiiznh Oh. Okay then. :P

AshLeigh's avatar

Oh, all that shanking :)
Good times.

WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

Ah yes, the shanking. That was so much fun! I <3 you, @shankleigh!

AshLeigh's avatar

<3 you too, @WillShankForChocolate!

Adirondackwannabe's avatar

Will shank or fuck up for chocolate. Take your pick.

AshLeigh's avatar

Ah, shanky.

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