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Where can you tell an atheist to go that isn't hell?

Asked by Aethelwine (41212points) October 19th, 2012

How do you get all non-secular on somebody’s ass?

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wildpotato's avatar

Camden, NJ.

Imadethisupwithnoforethought's avatar

“To a bar with only Domestic Beer!”
“To a state fair!”
“To a coffee shop that sells coffee, not that cream on top crap pretentious bastards order!”

Sunny2's avatar

“Go to your room!”

ragingloli's avatar

To bed with you :D

Adirondackwannabe's avatar

@wildpotato I immediately thought of New Jersey. Sorry janbb.

Aethelwine's avatar

@Adirondackwannabe I was raised on the west coast. I was shocked when I went to the Jersey shore for my first time when I was 20 and they wanted us to pay to step on the beach. wth? I get it. (sorry janbb).

Adirondackwannabe's avatar

Pay to use the beach? That’s nuts. On the plus side for NJ do you know why NJ has so many toxic waste sites and Washington DC has so many lawyers? NJ got first choice.

Blondesjon's avatar

They can Go:

Fuck Themselves
Take A Hike
Jump In A Lake
Take A Flying Leap
Get Fucked
Peddle Their Papers Elsewhere
Eat A Bag Of Dicks
Listen To A Stevie Nicks Album
Jump In Front Of A Bullet

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wildpotato's avatar

@Adirondackwannabe & @jonsblond LOL. I actually love living in Jersey: the shore is just ok – though Cape May is lovely – but the Pine Barrens and the Delaware Water Gap are really beautiful. My hatred of Camden is more of a Philadelphian expatriate sentiment.

Adirondackwannabe's avatar

@wildpotato I’ve stayed in NJ. The Pine Barrens and the Delaware Water Gap are so beautiful. I invite you to come to NYS and I’ll show you my namesake. It’s amazing.

wildpotato's avatar

@Adirondackwannabe Next summer, I’m there :)

Adirondackwannabe's avatar

Cool. Blue Mountian Lake is unbelievable, Lake Placid is even more unbelievable. My Avatar is shot from the balcony of the hotel I was in.

filmfann's avatar

Suck on a shoe.

zenvelo's avatar

Same thing i say to theists, especially evangelicals: Fuck Off.

JLeslie's avatar

Go fuck yourself first came to my mind. Or, as the Italians would say vafanculo (or something close to that).

I don’t see why you can’t use go to hell with an atheist. It’s just an expression.

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Rarebear's avatar

Oh go ahead and tell me to go to hell. I don’t care.

Judi's avatar

I don’t know but when my daughter (who is Christian) had a Hindu friend who said, “Jesus Christ,” she replied, “Holy Cow!”

glacial's avatar

@Blondesjon I’m going to make it my mission to use “Go listen to a Stevie Nicks album!” in conversation next week. Perjoratively, of course.

downtide's avatar

My dad’s favourite is “Go play on a motorway”.

ucme's avatar

Kiss ya granny’s fanny flaps!

Buttonstc's avatar

Take a long walk off a short pier.

Harold's avatar

Stick your head up a dead bear’s bum

burntbonez's avatar

Telling an atheist to go to hell is as effective as telling a believer to go to hell. It is the emotion that counts, not the words.

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