[NSFW] Can you name a fetish and a legitimate job that would be perfect for such a fetishist?

oops, you used my example!

Bald head aficionado, toupee sales.

I have a friend who won’t say she has a fetish, but just loves touching peoples skin. So she trained as a massage therapist, told me once she has actually had an occasional orgasm while working,

A professional waxer could be good for people with a hairless fettish.

Zoophile and veterinary surgeon.

Sadist and dentist. Well it worked in The Marathon Man.

Dominatrix and parole officer.

Necrophiliac mortician.
Dead girls can’t say no….

A pedophile, babysitter

Erotophonophile, soldier.

Shoe fetish shoe salesman.

I have a friend who does cover design work for a publisher that specializes in spanking novels.

He doesn’t have that fetish, but it’d be perfect for someone who does.

Adult baby/Politician

1—(900) adult Telemarketer exhibitionist.

Pathologist, necrophilia.

Pervert… swine technician (semen harvester)

Autassassinophilia. Convenience store clerk.

List of paraphilas

@ragingloli running a daycare center.

the username is fetish referential . . .

furry fetish/ sports mascot

Ochlophilia – Security personnel
Altocalciphilia – Shoe designer
Hebephilia – Teacher
Antholagnia – Florist

@zenvelo That is pretty fascinating. Long as I got a great massage, I’d see it as an unpaid extra if the massage therapist got off from the touching.

@Judi I was thinking that waxing would be great for a sadist as well, but @whitenoise has an even better, much more pain-filled career opportunity for those who love to torture their paramour.

@ragingloli A zoophile might balk at cutting into the object of their affection, don’t you think. Maybe running a pet boarding center or if they like bigger game, a wildlife preserve. Wildlife preserves don’t pay a lot of dough, but they may provide a doe or three. Hell, three does can take a lot out of even the horniest young buck.

@uberbatman Hopefully her relatives can say no for her. :-)

@lovelessness Yes, and that one actually happens all too often.

@ragingloli Yeah, fortunately, they don’t get to kill that many females with most of their charms exposed though. We wouldn’t want our troops picking up that particular paraphilia before returning to civilian life.

@Dutchess_III Nice turn on my foot fetishist thought. Thanks.

@cookieman Lucky that it hasn’t worn off on him.

@ucme Outstanding!!! I knew you’d come through on this.

@talljasperman Thanks for the list and the link. That will help anyone else trying to find a unique answer to this question. There are so many to select from.

@Blondesjon I see @ragingloli working somewhere like the Boston Aquarium and being responsible for the cephalopods> Oooohhh, all those tentacles.

@Haleth Great idea.

@nofurbelowsbatgirl If you could keep the arousal hidden, wouldn’t ochlophilia be a cheap thrill? Altocalciphilia—don’t you think more women than men have this one? Watching how they cavort and actually fetishize those prominent, patent leather protrusions. Where they run them. Hebephilia—another one that happens all too often. Antholagnia—would that I did get a sexual thrill from that.

@ETpro So long as it’s absolutely clear I didn’t “come through” a huge diaper, okay?

@ETpro Crap! I just glanced through the details! It didn’t even register that you already said “shoe salesman.”

@ucme With your penetrating personality, it would definitely take a huge diaper to keep you from coming through. But balther that. what’s the crime in coming through? That’s a good thing, isn’t it?

@Dutchess_III All is forgiven. Just meet me in the North Station for the next Bruins Playoff game and I’ll have lots and lots of stylish heels, pumps, and even running shoes and flats for you to try on for me.

@ETpro Unless it’s when using a condom…oops, that’s torn it.