Can I put Snuggle fabric softener in my Downey ball?

Only if you want to poison yourself. That stuff is not good for you, and it makes your clothes smell funny.

Wait you are going to WHAT!

No. Did you not read the teeny tiny print on the teeny tiny tag on your Downey ball? It says that you may not use any other fabric softener in the Downey ball or you will be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law.

I think it is kind of like mixing the streams.

Sho nuff! I would.

Mixing the steams, @Here2_4. It is a laundry question, but not about ironing.

You didn’t remove the tag did you?! That could be bad.

I think you are getting it mixed up with the lime and a coconut.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1wg_L0wGTyA

Use vinegar.

Or Lysol.

Yeah, I tore the tag off and pitched it out the window of my car, @majorrich? I hope this isn’t like what @chyna hinted at!

Pffft. I didn’t fall off the banana boat yesterday, @Here2_4

ruh roe

Yes, you can. It’s called “snugging,” and there are entire internet forums devoted to it.

But whatever you do, don’t try it with Suavitel. If you already have, rehab is available. There’s no shame in it.

This question borders on the tasteless! Just remember, after using the Snuggie on your Downey ball, if you do not have an erection within four hours, call a doctor.

No. Sensors in the ball will detect the different chemistry and trigger an alert that will result in a SpecOps team being deployed to your home. Expect a loud “knock” on your door around 3am followed by your room being filled with heavily armed gentlemen escorting you to the nearest laundry reeducation facility.

No. This is in violation of fabric softener laws. You could do time in prison with those fuzzy, creepy, little singing bears.You want to be a bears bitch? Bad idea, bad.