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Describe some things you may do if locked in a funeral home all night.

Asked by Mastema (1003points) February 5th, 2015

No phone, no doors or windows and 10 bodies in the prepping room.

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Mimishu1995's avatar

Play with the corpses.
Summon spirits.
Pretend that I’m a character from one of Poe’s stories.
Sleep in a coffin.

Adirondackwannabe's avatar

Do we like or dislike the proprietors of the home?

kritiper's avatar

Sleep in a coffin.

janbb's avatar

Scream my bloody head off!

Mastema's avatar

@Adirondackwannabe you don’t know them. You woke up late evening alone.

Pachy's avatar

Watch a great horror-comedy movie on your iPad like Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein on your tablet.

gailcalled's avatar

Watch all three seasons of of William and Mary, on my iPad.

A BBC series about an Undertaker and a midwife who fall in love. The undertaker is played by Martin Clunes as an overweight and cheerful guy who also moonlights as a musician.

elbanditoroso's avatar

Are the corpses male or female? Necrophilia might be in order. Compare female dead body to my ex-wife…

Might be interesting to cut the head off one and sew it onto another one, see if anyone notices.

ZEPHYRA's avatar

Practise make up skills and play around with clothing combinations!

Berserker's avatar

I’d look around to see if I could find my dead boyfriend who was killed by bees.

elbanditoroso's avatar

Two bees or not two bees? That is the question.

dxs's avatar

Write the spanish essay I’m supposed to be doing right now. Agh! Will someone please lock me in a funeral home?? Por favor?!

Earthbound_Misfit's avatar

Hopefully there are books about the processes they use in their work. I’d read them. Also, perhaps rummage through the filling cabinet in the hope that they keep detailed records. Who knows what fabulous information I might find. Other than that, I think I’d be pretty bored. My roomies aren’t going to be talking much.

talljasperman's avatar

Pretending that I am turning undead… 30 minutes later look for food. Then sleep in the most comfortable coffin. Also I would use the computer and write on Fluther.

Adirondackwannabe's avatar

Okay, sense I don’t know them I won’t get too dark. I’d set up two card games, place the cards in each corpse’s hands then leave them for the owners to find in the morning. I’d sleep on the floor. I wouldn’t want to over sleep in a coffin headed towards the crematorium.

Berserker's avatar

Lol, imagine the dude coming to work and finding cards in the corpses’ hands.

Adirondackwannabe's avatar

Well, the other question is do I cheat so I get the winning hands or let it be random?

Earthbound_Misfit's avatar

:-) @Adirondackwannabe, what game would you play? Poker? Cribbage? Blackjack? They’ve got lots of time. You could go with a fairly long game.

Berserker's avatar

What if the dead dudes start cheating back?

Adirondackwannabe's avatar

Poker and the dead dudes just get 3’s and 8’s. I get the rest. But if they start cheating back I’m watching my back.

WickedVamp's avatar

Sounds like a slumber party. I get the black coffin…

kritiper's avatar

Try to get into the boss’s office. If it’s anything like an attorney’s office, there’s booze in there somewhere!

elbanditoroso's avatar

I wouldn’t want to be locked in if I had a bad cold, that’s for sure. I’d be coffin all night.

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