Do we have beef flavored perfume?

On March 25th, 2015, Burger King Japan announced their Flame-Grilled Beef Patty Flavored Cologne for $42 USD to be sold for one day only, on April 1st, 2015.

You can get BossHogg’s Bacon Flavored Scent for only $9.95 USD.

Or you could just rub a beef bouillon cube on your chest and underarms.

@ARE_you_kidding_me Lol. Or a $100 bill.

cubes are like a nickel a piece.

KFC fried chicken-flavoured nail polish

A friend’s mother tells the story of how she attracted my friend’s father by dabbing a bit of engine oil behind her ears.

I’ve never worked out whether that was a joke.

Perfume is flavored?

“Caucasian Shoulders”, anyone? “Pure Poison”?

I think I’d stick with @Call_Me_Jay‘s nail polish.

I can make bacon scented soap. Or popcorn scented. There are loads of odd fragrance oils available.

But, how does it taste, @cazzie? How’s the flavor?

Well, after @Espiritus_Corvus sharing, I truly have heard everything now.
Who’d have thunk? haha
I wouldn’t wear beef scented perfume on a wilderness hike, that could have tragic results when every bear, cougar and coyote in the zone comes after you. lol

There is a difference between fragrances and flavourings. Very important differences.

Flavours are put in lip balms. I have champagne and double mint at the moment. I’m sure I can find all sorts. I can make it into a solid perfume. I have a recipe for honey flavoured dusting powder. Designed to be dusted on with a feather duster and licked off. ;)