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Using only four words, what would you say (read details)

Asked by janbb (57158points) October 3rd, 2016

You and a friend have been taken by the police and are in the back of a police van.

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Mimishu1995's avatar

I’m just a passerby!

Bill1939's avatar

Respectfully answer police questions.

elbanditoroso's avatar

Blame him not me.

MrGrimm888's avatar

I didn’t do it.

Once in prison;

Don’t drop the soap.

janbb's avatar

Glad we’re not Black!

ragingloli's avatar

“Time to die, piggies!”

MrGrimm888's avatar

^That’s 5 words…

ragingloli's avatar

I thought it said 5

ARE_you_kidding_me's avatar

I want my lawyer

LostInParadise's avatar

See, I told you.

Cruiser's avatar

You got any cash?

ibstubro's avatar

My cellphone is recording.

Sneki95's avatar

Can I go out?

Espiritus_Corvus's avatar

Don’t say a thing.

LostInParadise's avatar

I know the mayor.

Joell's avatar

[pulls out a 10 bucks to the officers]
Can it be settled? :)

Espiritus_Corvus's avatar

^^Careful. You gotta think about how many doughnuts that will buy nowadays. This ain’t the 30’s, bub. And the cops are a lot bigger and eat more than they used to. Better make it a C-note.

Dutchess_III's avatar

She did it, officer!!!” Points at @janbb.

Pied_Pfeffer's avatar

“This van needs cleaning.”

Seriously, it depends upon the situation.

ucme's avatar

Every Breath You Take

CWOTUS's avatar

Don’t tase me, bro.

ZEPHYRA's avatar

Are we almost there?

ragingloli's avatar

“allahu akhbar! bombala! jihad!”

ucme's avatar

Message in a Bottle

Love_my_doggie's avatar

He did it, Officer!

kritiper's avatar

“What died in here?”

Sneki95's avatar

^the best one! :D

ragingloli's avatar

“I can smell bacon”

BellaB's avatar

I call top dibs.

ragingloli's avatar

blue lives don’t matter

ucme's avatar

Can’t Stand Losing You

ragingloli's avatar

all coppers are bastards

Cruiser's avatar

Are we there yet?

stanleybmanly's avatar

Keep your mouth shut.

ibstubro's avatar

Look! We’re on Livestream!

flutherother's avatar

This isn’t happening, right.

ZEPHYRA's avatar

(To the cops) Your place or mine?

kritiper's avatar

“Your spare is flat!”

Jeruba's avatar

Must be a dream.

kritiper's avatar

“Well, shit the bed!”

Dutchess_III's avatar

You got any weed?

Jeruba's avatar

Let me outta here.

CWOTUS's avatar

Top o’ the world, m….

kritiper's avatar

“Man! Am I trippin’?”

kritiper's avatar

“This can’t be good…”

Jeruba's avatar

The chief’s my son-in-law.

Jeruba's avatar

Mars isn’t like this.

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