If you could have a super power what would it be?

Being able to switch genders.

It didn’t work out great for Curtis but I think I could manage to not get myself pregnant while masturbating.

To be able to bite the heads off people who irritate me and not get heartburn.

Astral projection. I’d go back in time, or to different places in this time, maybe even into alternate realities.

I’d probably be some sort of a stalker, but the government would have use of my ability.

I’d like to have the power to instantly heal humans and nonhuman animals with but a touch. I’d like to be able to do this with complete immunity to the affliction I’d be curing. That way, in addition to not jeopardizing my own health, I’d be able to help more people.

If he was willing, my first mission would be to meet Stephen Hawking.

The power to banish people who ask inane Fluther questions.

@elbanditoroso Would that be a selective power to suit your needs? Otherwise that power would banish all of us.

Umm..as a kid I wanted to be able to fly so I could go to the movie theatre or the swimming pool in the next town.
As a teen I wanted to be able to turn invisible so I could change in the women’s locker room and just hang out I guess?
As an adult I’m always fighting the ageing process, plucking grey hairs etc. so I guess I’d wanna have the ability to slow that down.

The ability to have sex with tv characters at will.

These questions always depend on how many other people get super-powers and so on.

Being able to eat garbage, carrion and fecal matter and have it sustain me. That way I could just eat shit off the ground or out of dumpsters and never have to pay for food ever again. I’d save money, and with that money I’d buy a dinosaur.

Ability to fly faster than light years so that I can travel to the new planet which NASA has recently discovered and settle there… :)

To be invisible