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Will you fart in Public?

Asked by mhd14 (631points) March 22nd, 2017

Well it’s good for your health but it’s weird in Public. Keeping inside of you will affect the tummy.
So Will you….........

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elbanditoroso's avatar

“Will you” is in the future.

You should ask “Have you ever?”

Of course.

Read this definition: here

zenvelo's avatar

I have, I do, and I will.

@elbanditoroso Non reason to get tense about it!

ragingloli's avatar

Pfft, of course.

DominicY's avatar

Sure, I’ve done it before and I’d do it again. I only do it if it seems no one’s around though.

rojo's avatar

I grew up hearing:

“Tis better to fart
And bear the shame;
Than not to fart
And bear the pain”

Advice I have taken to heart.

Although, I do try not to do it in elevators or other encloses spaces because only Klingons fart in airlocks.

kritiper's avatar

Darn tootin’!

ucme's avatar

Why aye, always blame someone else though, i’m a good actor.

MrGrimm888's avatar

I will. But I try to be nonchalant. If I’m with close friends, I’ll just let them fly.

Sneki95's avatar

Ain’t gonna lie, I’ve “let some pigeons out” (a saying around here) quite a lot of times, and I’m so glad I’m not the only one….

Dutchess_III's avatar

I don’t fart at all if I can help it.

One time, when I worked at Boeing Computer Services I was walking back to the tape room to get a tape. A guy named EB was walking out of the room. Just as I got to him it was like I hit a WALL! The smell was so, so, so awful! It caused me to physically jerk back and involuntarily cry out ”EB!!!!

janbb's avatar

@Dutchess I’m sure if you ever did fart it would smell like roses anyway.

Patty_Melt's avatar

Walk through any drugstore, the variety of products is astounding.
Why isn’t there a Colon Pretty suppliment?
Why has no one invented a candy bar which makes farts smell like chocolates? Why no beverage which converts the gas to minty fresh puffs?
Could it be that we have some sick desire to check out other people’s scent?

pine scented suppositories?

Dutchess_III's avatar

Of course they would jca! Hey..I’ve smelled a lot of farts in my life but nothing any where close to that one! It was like hitting a brick wall!

canidmajor's avatar

I find it interesting that a fart, essentially harmless and, in most cases, something that quickly dissipates, gets reactions like that ^ while a sneeze, the carrier of diseases and generally fluid ickiness, has people saying nice things to you.
And yes, like everyone else in the universe, I sometimes fart in public.

Dutchess_III's avatar

It was a completely involuntary reaction on my part. Normally I don’t say anything at all.
Sneezes don’t stink.

canidmajor's avatar

Not about you. Your reaction was not uncommon

Dutchess_III's avatar

I would recoil if someone sneezed or coughed on me.

canidmajor's avatar

OK, I concede the rather casually made observation. You are different and special. When people sneeze, others (at least in the numerous places I’ve lived) casually wish them good health, or express friendly concern. Maybe in Kansas people sneeze on each other as a regular thing.

jca's avatar

@Dutchess_III: You meant to direct your comment to @janbb and not me. I wasn’t on this thread until just now.

MollyMcGuire's avatar

Are you 10 yet?

Learn some manners.

Brian1946's avatar

It’s not on my to-do list.

The only thing I have scheduled is burping at Hole Foods this Wednesday.

Patty_Melt's avatar

^^^^^^ HAHAHAHAHAHA ^^^^^^

MrGrimm888's avatar

Don’t burp, and fart at the same time. You’ll turn inside out. A violent death….

elbanditoroso's avatar

@MrGrimm888 – sort of like a quantum theory of a black hole?

MrGrimm888's avatar

^Yes, and yes…

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