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Can you help me get Astrochuck out of the chatroom?

Asked by janbb (57023points) May 5th, 2017

He’s stuck in there alone and can’t get out! Quick! Before this is modded – let’s try to spring him.

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Hawaii_Jake's avatar

I tried earlier. I went in and tried to chat, but it just gave me a blank screen every time I tried to chat.

Poor Chuck!

We’re coming, buddy!

janbb's avatar

Saving AstroChuck! We’ll be there Chuckie! Don’t despair!

Soubresaut's avatar

I get a 400 error on Edge and IE, and a blank screen on Chrome when I tried to “send” a test message…

Oh and I see my name in the chat—and I thought I’d gotten out! Oh no! It pulls me back in!
Nope, I just forgot to “leave chat” on one of the browsers.

chyna's avatar

I, I tried. <gasping for breath> It’s getting dark, too dark to see. I almost got swallowed too.
OMG @Soubresaut is stuck now. I’m going back in…

Soubresaut's avatar

—@chyna! I hear your voice!... Can’t… see… anything… I’m here! I’m h<voice garbled> ...!

Hawaii_Jake's avatar

Wait! Here’s a trail of crumbs. Let me just follow this trail.

Love_my_doggie's avatar

“Stuck”?!?! No, I don’t think so. More like banished.

No, Chuck, not really! I’m having a big package of goodies delivered, to sustain you while I work on opening a door or window.

Dutchess_III's avatar

ASTROCHUCK! WE SUMMON THEE!

Hawaii_Jake's avatar

What is this?! What is this white door?!

opens the door

What the…! It’s @janets!

Dutchess_III's avatar

Oh God! Not janets!

Brian1946's avatar

Chuck, Dutchess, raginglollipop, and Coloma are in there to fix the chatroom toilet. It overflowed, so they also have to clean up the mess.

I’ll release them when they’re done.

Hawaii_Jake's avatar

Loli is in there now. They’re all doomed.

janbb's avatar

Doomed I tell you.

Earthbound_Misfit's avatar

Should I see if we can get Dr Who to bring the TARDIS to transport them back?

janbb's avatar

Perhaps Haggrid could help them?

janbb's avatar

Hope they have enough food and water to last them until we can get them out!

chyna's avatar

@Hawaii_Jake found bread crumbs, so hopefully they have bread.

janbb's avatar

Perhaps @Hawaii_Jake will come back and tell us where they led?

SergeantQueen's avatar

I kidnapped them all.

Hawaii_Jake's avatar

The crumbs went to a wall. It was weird. I felt around the wall looking for a seam, but I couldn’t find one. I think Loli has transportered them off the planet by now.

janbb's avatar

@Hawaii_Jake Oh no – If loli’s in there, there’s probably a hentai with tentacles in there too. They’ll be swallowed or at least forced to have kinky sex!

SergeantQueen's avatar

Did someone say hentai with tentacles and Kinky sex in the chatroom?? NOBODY REMOVE ME!!!!!! I WANT TO STAY IN THE CHATROOM!!

Hawaii_Jake's avatar

It’s going to be a long night.

janbb's avatar

I hope someone brought the flashlights and blankets. Where’s LuckyGuy when you need him?

SergeantQueen's avatar

It’s going to be a long FUN night!!! @Hawaii_Jake

chyna's avatar

I have some logs for fire wood.

SergeantQueen's avatar

There is going to be plenty of WOOD ;) Tonight!!!

Hawaii_Jake's avatar

I’ve got the Arabian Knights tent set up.

Zaku's avatar

This answered all of my questions.

Hawaii_Jake's avatar

Our work is done here.

Iced tea on the south lawn.

Brian1946's avatar

Given the increasing number of captives trapped in the accretion disk of the chatroom, I’d say that ragingloli has moved it to his home beyond the event horizon of Sagittarius A. ;-O

Coloma's avatar

Time for some serious reinforcements to be called in. We need the F Team. haha

Mimishu1995's avatar

There are even more people stuck in the devil chatroom now.

I came to the rescue, but my machine gun failed me, the chatroom was too powerful. At least it helped me get out safely.

I have to go find the Fluther God for help.

jca's avatar

Saturday morning on the East coast and the chat room is still full of Jellies.

Mimishu1995's avatar

FREE EVERYONE @Brian1946 OR ELSE! THIS IS THE ORDER OF THE MAFIA ~

Stinley's avatar

Y’all having fun? Need any help here? I got a tool bag with me

Brian1946's avatar

I tried to, Dona @Mimishu1995, but now I’m also trapped in the chatroom singularity. ;-o

Maybe if you join us there and pump it full of lead, we can accumulate enough mass to overload the supermassive Watering Hole and then get released via a gabby ray burst.

janbb's avatar

This is beginning to look like that game called Sardines that we used to play when I was a kid.

Coloma's avatar

^ A species appropriate game I’m sure. haha

Brian1946's avatar

There are now “only” 9 people in the chatroom.

I think the most I’ve ever seen are 17 or 18, so there’s room for at least 8 more Sardines.

Let’s see if we can get so many in there, that the Community Feed gets pushed down to the bottom of this thread!

Soubresaut's avatar

Well, you guys make playing in the quicksand look like so much fun I guess I’ll jump in after you!

Jump!

Mimishu1995's avatar

Well, I have come back to the bottomless chatroom again to take care of it once and for all.

WHERE ARE YOU HIDING NOW BRIAN?

Brian1946's avatar

If you and your goons can’t find me here, then there’s no need for me to go into witness protection.

Mimishu1995's avatar

Damn it. He knew I was coming so he kicked me out. ~

At least everyone was free, for now.

Dutchess_III's avatar

I went there but when I tried to post a comment I was just sent to a white screen.

Soubresaut's avatar

Ben’s in there right now! I wonder if something’s in the works…

Or, Save Ben! Save Ben!

Coloma's avatar

@Dutchess_III The white screen is solitary confinement for mental patients. lol

Dutchess_III's avatar

I see SO MANY people in there, but I can’t talk to them! Are they really talking to each other?

Coloma's avatar

@Dutchess_III No, it’s the Hotel California, you can check in any time you want but you can never leave.

Brian1946's avatar

Belated update: Savoire Faire “helped” you get all of us out of the chatroom yesterday. ;-)

Edit: But now it works. I guess we were like grease deposits clogging the conversational flow. ;-p

Mimishu1995's avatar

Now I can see you Brian :D

Brian1946's avatar

It’s a pleasure to be seen by you, Mimosa. :D

Soubresaut's avatar

This is how I imagine the scene of all of us falling into the chatroom, and then SavoirFaire pulling us all out. Haha XD

longgone's avatar

Yep, Ben came to the rescue.

Mimishu1995's avatar

And the chatroom stopped being a soundproof wormhole!

janbb's avatar

Now Loli’s been in there for days – probably having the time of his life with the hentai.

SergeantQueen's avatar

I’m joining Loli

Dutchess_III's avatar

Oh, don’t go in there with Loli alone!!!

SergeantQueen's avatar

b-b-but… hentai….

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