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Vignette's avatar

Can you describe yourself?

Asked by Vignette (2874points) 2 weeks ago

We have never met and I have been tasked with picking you up at the airport. Give me your best description of you so I can pick you out of the crowd. What unmistakable quality do you have that I will be sure it’s you?

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rebbel's avatar

<< Look to the left, at the avatar.

Or:
6’4”
200 lbs.
Beard.
Black corduroy cap.
Long hair.
Headphones.

ucme's avatar

I am 5’11 of athletic build weigh in at 162lbs I shave my head & will be the stunningly handsome englishman dripping with charisma.

SavoirFaire's avatar

Leather jacket, white t-shirt, sweater vest, devastatingly handsome.

No, wait… that’s Ferris Bueller.

Just imagine a Viking without the helmet or tattoos and that’s basically me.

But I’ve still got the axe if you’re into that kind of thing.

JLeslie's avatar

5’6” very fair skin, medium brown hair. I’ll be wearing jeans and a navy sweat jacket.

jca2's avatar

Blonde hair and big smile. 99% of the time I’m in jeans and sneakers. In this weather, a long down coat, too.

chyna's avatar

I’ll be hard to find. I’m 5’2, medium length blonde hair, black leather jacket, jeans, boots and probably bouncing up and down to see above the crowd.

hmmmmmm's avatar

Here is a recent photo.

janbb's avatar

I’m jumping up and down next to @chyna – 5’ 1 and a ¼ ”. Reddish brown hair, small eyes, smiling and a little pudgy. LL Bean fashionista in New Balance sneakers.

chyna's avatar

@hmmmm That’s exactly how I pictured you!
@janbb Don’t be jumping up and down too much. You’re just getting over a broken ankle.

rebbel's avatar

@hmmmmmm You are the spitting image of that world famous catwalk model!

cookieman's avatar

Jackie Gleason by way of Kevin James by way of a Basset Hound.

lucillelucillelucille's avatar

<< except I’ll be wearing a belt.

ragingloli's avatar

Not without your mind breaking and descending into an abyss of madness.

canidmajor's avatar

I’ll be the one asking @chyna and @janbb to see above the crowd for me, at barely 5’ I am easily overlooked. That, combined with my invisibility to non-organic sensors makes me stealth-compatible in most circumstances.

Brian1946's avatar

I’ll be the one holding a sign with my full name written on it.

<————————Also, this chromatically inverted face should be quite noticeable; I’ll just try to avoid standing next to any smurfs.

jca2's avatar

Oh yeah, I’m 5 foot 9.

ARE_you_kidding_me's avatar

Short black hair, usually sporting stubble, 5’10” 185 lbs, probably wearing a tye dye shirt, cargo shorts and sandals.

KNOWITALL's avatar

I’ll find YOU, don’t worry.

@ragingloli I’d love to have a ftf chat with you, you clever minx.

stanleybmanly's avatar

Right now I’m hungry and in a mood for growling about some hated paper work I must attack. The wife has run me off the first floor so she can scrub up the house for another of her infernal board meetings this Thursday. When these meeting things are scheduled, the build up in the days preceding them relegates me and my doings to the role of “collateral damage”. So an actual description of me is a man vigorously engaged in hasty withdrawal from a combat zone. I’m evacuating myself and the paperwork to my clandestine diner hideout. Already, I can hear the vacuum at the other end of the house approaching my staging area like artillery rounds walking across the landscape.

Jonsblond's avatar

Another shortie here. 5’ 2¾”, long blonde wavy hair, and a little extra meat on the bones, but not too much. I wear comfortable clothes. You’ll probably see me in jogging pants and a nice big hoodie.

Yellowdog's avatar

6’-1” blond hair turning white. Medium build. Scandinavian sweaters Trimethylaminuria, but controlled, and on good days smell like maple syrup if anything..

LuckyGuy's avatar

How can you pick me out of the crowd?
Easy! I’m the only guy in the room without a prostate.

Sagacious's avatar

The sign I’m holding that reads “Sagacious.” You’ll find me.

canidmajor's avatar

^^^ That’s the first thing I notice! Meant for @LuckyGuy

Pinguidchance's avatar

VIGN

A small vignette is a sign of brevity, if not wit.

MrGrimm888's avatar

I’m 6’5ish. 250 lbs. I have a long red head beard. I have often been deem described, as looking like a Viking, or motorcycle gang guy.
Lots of tattoos, and muscular build. Green/hazel eyes. But you can’t stare at them long. I don’t take long stares well. I consider stares, a threat. Theatining me, isn’t wise. It’s a “mad world.” ...

PaisleyFaye's avatar

5ft5
145
Medium skin tone
Wavy dark hair
Wearing all black
Carrying a Yellow Hydroflask
Wearing shades on top of my head till I get outside.

LuckyGuy's avatar

…and totally tattooless.

canidmajor's avatar

@LuckyGuy, pics or I don’t believe it!

LuckyGuy's avatar

@canidmajor Would PET scan results do?

KNOWITALL's avatar

Fine, since everyone else is, I’m 5’5”, auburn hair, icy blue eyes, pretty teeth, clear skin, ZERO tattoos here. I basically wear no make-up except a little mascara, unless I’m going out or have a bad hair day. Very pale white skin. I’m not a small boned, fragile woman either lol, about 180.

I’m used to being stared at, but like Grimmy, I don’t like it and will stare right back if it doesn’t stop.

Be easier to post a pic, so I’ll do that for today.

MrGrimm888's avatar

I’ve been trying to send a pic. I just suck, at tech stuff. I have a friend who could probably help, but he’s as lost a soul, as me. It’ll happen one day. I just can’t figure out how to do it….

KNOWITALL's avatar

@MrGrimm888 Do you have a pic saved to your desktop or laptop? I can walk you thru it in less than one minute. Easy peasy.

Most people miss the ‘choose’ button on the bottom of your My Account screen.

KNOWITALL's avatar

@Are You Did you see @ucme‘s pic?! Talk about rawr lol. Thx.

KNOWITALL's avatar

So 3 viking types? Grimmy, SavoirFaire, rebbell.
Three super shorties? Chyna, jonsblond, canidmajor.
Three with no tattoos? Me, Are You, LuckyGuy

Did I miscount or who can add themselves to one of those lists?
I know many of you do not have tats, fess up!

ARE_you_kidding_me's avatar

No tats although I like them on people, just would look out of place on me.

janbb's avatar

@KNOWITALL You overlooked me in the super shorty category! :-)

KNOWITALL's avatar

@janbb Oops! I dont picture you as a shorty. This is going on my mental index cards!
My little mama is only 4’10” or so now. I love little women and they usually have tiny cute little shoes. I was always wishing I was small boned like her. Got my dads big galoot build and size 9 flat ski feet, no arch at all. She hates being short. The irony.

KNOWITALL's avatar

@AreYou I get it. Hard for me to commit tbh. I tried once, hurt.

lucillelucillelucille's avatar

@KNOWITALL – No tattoos but I would gladly give someone else one.

KNOWITALL's avatar

@lucille Do you know how?! You may get your own parlor in the mansion, dont think we have another tattoo artist!

lucillelucillelucille's avatar

@KNOWITALL -Not at all! That’s where the fun comes in. I have a small hammer and a BIC pen.I am confident that I could work some magic

MrGrimm888's avatar

@KNOWITALL . I don’t think so ,but I can check. I know I Wanda, and I.

canidmajor's avatar

LucyThrice, you gonna be giving us all prison tats? I’ll save a space, I only have six so far, there’s room for more!

MrGrimm888's avatar

I think I have twelve, if you count my left arn sleeve, as one.

lucillelucillelucille's avatar

@canidmajor -How ‘bout the number 7?
@MrGrimm888-I’d count the sleeve as one.

canidmajor's avatar

Aw, c’mon, you’re an artist, how about something a little more evocative??? Everything else is animal themed, I like to be consistent. :-)

canidmajor's avatar

Hey, it’s the drummer from Dr Teeth and the Electric Mayhem!!! Do the whole band on me! They’d make a helluva back piece!!!

KNOWITALL's avatar

I just want to know who has teardrops.

Vignette's avatar

@KNOWITALL We had a co-worker who had 2 teardrops and I did not know the symbolism and I asked him what they were for? His reply was that he has been known to cause a bit of trouble. I later found out the real meaning.

jca2's avatar

No tattoos.

janbb's avatar

@Vignette What is the real meaning?

rebbel's avatar

@janbb They’re highly sensitive, cry-when-they-see-a-puppy type of guys.

Or, in Russia anyway, murderers.

chyna's avatar

@rebbel Where did your avatar go?

KNOWITALL's avatar

@janbb A drop for each murder.

rebbel's avatar

@chyna Cool trick, eh?!
I substituted it with a Fluther colored square.

MrGrimm888's avatar

Yeah. That’s cool. I always liked my original avatar. But having none, is tight.

RabidWolf's avatar

5.7 165 lbs brown hair, brown beard mixed with grey. I love to make people laugh, hence the reason I’m a smartass. I also like to laugh at myself. I listen to country music, some pop, and old style rock. I have two dogs that are goofy as hell. Let’s see what else? I’m disabled I broke my back long ago and I’ve had heart surgery and cancer surgery. I’m Libertarian and I believe in fighting the good fight. I grew up fighting and that’s how I’ll leave this world.

MrGrimm888's avatar

^At a boy! Keep fighting.

RabidWolf's avatar

I guess I should add this: I’m the different type of good guy. I’ll do what is right no matter what.. I do quick thinking to fix a problem, and I also shortcut the hell out of tasks I do. I don’t believe in impossible.

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