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What is the perfect name for a firefighter?

Asked by Jonsblond (5956points) February 19th, 2020 from iPhone

This is a true story. A nearby town has a fireman named Les McBurney.

Is this not the perfect name? Can you come up with something better?

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MrGrimm888's avatar

A true, hero.

Jonsblond's avatar

Sigh, no fun but you win.


ucme's avatar

Ivor Longhose

Jonsblond's avatar

Lol. Nice!

ragingloli's avatar

Sweatypalms Firecrotch.

elbanditoroso's avatar

Flame Douser.

mazingerz88's avatar

Ashley Fiero
Heath Ashburn

cookieman's avatar

Commissioner Robert Bustible or Comm. Bustible

rebbel's avatar

Ash Burnett

Brian1946's avatar

Eggs Tingwish.

Heeputs Owtphyres.

kritiper's avatar

Howard Hoser.

johnpowell's avatar

Underpaid McPayHerosMoreFace

edit :: there was a question here about a firefighter/EMT that was unsure about if the costs of his bills (stuff like rent, electricity) would mesh with his income. Like could he afford to have a one bedroom apartment while saving our bacon.

That he is concerned is fucking gross.

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Roscoe McQueen

(This was the name of a firefighter in a goofy old video game. But somehow it works).

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Dougie Douser
Mr. E. X. Tinguish
The Smother Brothers
Mr. L.E.T.S. Snuffout

ucme's avatar

In the interests of equality…
Carrie Mabukitt

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