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If you wanted to replace the torch on the statue of liberty, what might you have her hold?

Asked by ucme (50047points) April 4th, 2020

If you’re minded to go with virus related alternatives, assume she already wears a mask.
If however you’re tired of hearing about the bug, anything else is more than welcomed.

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SQUEEKY2's avatar

A colt 1911

cookieman's avatar

Giving the middle finger while clutching a set of rosary beads.

Also, rotate her so she’s facing Mexico.

ragingloli's avatar

A massive dildo.

ucme's avatar

@ragingloli I heard you are scared of heights though :D

zenvelo's avatar

A picket sign that says “Immigrants Welcome Here!”

Yellowdog's avatar

“I lift my lamp beside the golden door.”

How about a table lamp with a dangling cord / plug?

seawulf575's avatar

I’m with @ragingloli on this one. “Bring us your your tired, your poor, your huddled masses so we can use them and screw them!” Should be part of the oath of office for all DC politicians these days.

elbanditoroso's avatar

ipad.

But if we were offered a gift today from the French like the Statue of Liberty, Trump would turn it down.

stanleybmanly's avatar

The statue today is little beyond a glaring tribute to hypocrisy. The statue itself is bad enough, but in view of current realities, the inscription it carries is in such bad taste, that I would prefer some of those Confederate monuments in place of the broad.

kritiper's avatar

1876 .45 Colt revolver. Because everybody thinks we’re cowboys…

lucillelucillelucille's avatar

A giant pacifier.

nightwolf5's avatar

Either an apple or a heart.

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