Do you think that I could convince allengreen to get a religious tattoo?

Maybe we could combine forces and hold him down?

Maybe you could trick him into thinking that you’re taking him to an anti-religion, pro-controversy convention that just happens to feature a Christian tattoo artist…
I’m in! So what’s the plan? [just kidding]

I was thinking of a slightly different tattoo for his forehead….

Scamp!... for shame. I can only be the way I am now but I keep growing and learning each day. I have to assume that others will too. Even when those others keep asking nutty questions just to stir up the fluther melting pot.

No matter how smart we think we are, chances are that someone somewhere would like to tattoo ‘IDIOT’ on our foreheads.

Hahaha great question. I’m thinking unless you’re a hypnotist, no.

Is the use of elephant tranquilizers on humans legal?

How about: If he does, he will have a permanent, effortless way to infuriate fat, religious feminists…...I think that would appeal to him :)

[edit]: if he doesn’t straight away figure it out, he can of course get another tattoo right next to it that reads “Men are better than women and God”

I wouldn’t bet on that working out.

No, I know!! Tell him if he gets it, you’ll lobby for the banning of women’s swimsuits sizes 12 and upwards

Actually, wildflower, I bet he’d be more interested in those women keeping their suits on and banning suits or clothes, period on smaller women. :^>

Hahaha…..very valid point! Perhaps it should be a ban of plus size women in public.

I think you might have better luck if you give him a lot of money to do it and then let him deface the tattoo into something else afterward.

or just get him really really drunk….

@bodyhead why shame on me? Shame on YOU for what you thougth. I didn’t say what I’d tattoo on his forehead, and believe me, “idiot” wasn’t the word.

Scamp, that gave me a chuckle. I started to think that whatever word someone tattoos on their forehead, it most certainly means idiot.

Even the guy with the word ‘GENIUS’ tattooed on his forehead most assuredly isn’t one.

Funny as hell! I don’t blame you all for taking it out on me—I ask for it sometimes for sure.

I am honored to have a Fluther question addressed to me, even though hateful, it is funny as hell…..thx

So are you going to reveal your weak spot? What would it take? Bribes, booze….?

Really, it’s not hateful. I’m just teasing. A little good natured ribbing is par for the course. I’ll get one if you will (religious tattoo that is).

I cannot live in a glass house with all the stones I throw around

An outdoorsy type, huh?

Really our beliefs are closer then you might think. I might be a little more extreme then you but I’m not quite as ‘in your face’ about it.

The Jesus tattoo would definitely be ironic on both of us.

a great link on tattoos http://kunstlercast.com/

Much like the misspelled ‘I’m Awsome” tattoo is ironic on everyone.

@allengreen: If I took the question as hateful I wouldn’t be participating in it. It is a bit funny to think of what it would take, though.

Are you like Charlton Heston? “You can put your religious tattoo on my ass when you pry the needle out of my cold dead hands!” Something like that? :^>

cyndyh——too funny——I’m too nerdy to be tattooed

Forget tattoos. Allengreen is a tough guy. Human branding.

I’m thinking…a nice WWJD, and a Buddy Jesus.

On a side note, I was thinking of distributing WWID bracelets. It would be a monument to taking personal responsibility. It stands for ‘what would I do?’

I still like “What Would Jenna Drink?”

I know, I know!