If you had to have sex with a bird, what bird would it be and why?

Need you ask?

Peacock, of course

A bird from London, of course!

A booby bird. Self explanatory.

@kritiper A Blue footed Booby?

I wouldn’t care what color the feet are, I like boobies.

Kookaburra.
Obviously.

@rebbel Now you’ve got me a bit worried.

@rebbel Obviously? I dont think I could handle a tiny bird sounding like it was laughing at me during sex.

Please nobody say penguin.

@Dutchess_III Already got answer, but his profile picture is a penguin so its not weird.

Twenty, because then I’d be a cartoon

Depends on its length and girth.

Definitely a Phoebe

Waller-Bridge!

I’ve already slept with a few turkeys – But thankfully no egg laying was involved.

@JLoon Not loons?

@janbb – I do love myself… but that’s another story ;p

Uh – now run that one by me again? What the hell do they put in this Irish whiskey?

@Nomore_Tantrums now I’m seriously wondering if this question is really a joke…

Swans are more sensual, but a flamingo’s legs go all the way up!

Lyrebird.

If we had a son, he could be flyin’ lyin’ Brian, Jr. ;-D

So in that situation you would start a family with the bird?
How would that work?

@Brian1946 flying lying? I thought he would be a world-class lyre player :)

The Phoenix, because one is regenerated and born again.
link:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phoenix_(mythology)

I’m gonna comment because I can’t believe this is even a question! WTFF? F=flying. Some questions were even moderated..lol jeez I must say something or this may be modded too. okay, hummm Lady Bird https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lady_Bird_(film)